Jase-squatch

A finishing move where the man grabs the woman by her hair, loads his testicles into her mouth and when he ejaculates, uses his free hand to take the tip of his penis and mash it against her forehead, splattering all in her hair and on surrounding objects. Can also be plural.

"You get any last night?"
"Yea but she was totally pissed when I Jase-squatched on her and ruined her drapes with the splatter."

by SquibblyWibbly December 27, 2019

Squatching

The act of taking a photgraph of an unexpecting person fairly far away so as to give the appearance/idea of the famous Big Foot photo.

I was squatching that kid, he looked so unexpecting in the photo.

by Marty2694 November 11, 2012

squatchbutt

Sweaty, hairy, swampass.

It was so hot outside, Todd had some serious squatchbutt going on.

by fredfrank July 30, 2009

She-Squatch

a gargantuan beast of a woman covered with hair. Allegedly the character Chewbacca from the star wars trilogy was a she-squatch playing a wookie.

"Last week when we were camping i thought I saw a she-squatch but it turned out to your girlfriend!"

by justajanuarytree April 15, 2009

polar squatch

Safeword used during intercourse by women when they can no longer handle it and tap out

Polar Squatch! I tap!!!

by Rå6bi± June 27, 2020

Butter Squatch

Getting raped analy by a big brolic Asian dude

Big brolic asian dude: "Hey Tony What would you do if i butter your squatch bud"
Tony:"fuck dude ill butter your daughters squatch"
Butter Squatch

by ChooiceKisser69420 September 17, 2023

Squatch'd

Squatch'd /skwŏchd/–verb 1. deceit, trickery, sharp practice, or breach of confidence, perpetrated for profit or to gain some unfair or dishonest advantage.
2. a particular instance of such deceit or trickery: to squatch, rip off, fraudulent

We were booked to play a charity concert at the Indy bar. But we were Squatch'd by the promoter.

by Eddie Hitler March 3, 2008