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squishy

In a video game - a character or enemy that has low defense and is likely an easy kill for enemies. Note that the term refers to character's own defenses, not controlling player being bad at surviving on it.

In online gaming the term is usually used when someone who should've picked a character with solid defenses (like a "tank") picked a "squish" character instead.
Great, this jackass picks squishy Teemo top and now we have no tank! GG, report this troll!
by Zefirez January 16, 2020
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Butternut squash

A sexual act where penis is inserted into her vagina while simultaneously inserting your nut sack into her butthole
“My girlfriend went vegetarian so instead of giving her meat, I gave her the butternut squash”

“Bro my girl loves this new thing called the butternut squash!”

“Girl you need to eat more vegetables! Have you ever tried the butternut squash?”
by SkinnyMJ August 13, 2019
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Squishy Mustache

Society of Qualified Unprofessional Individuals Seeking to Help You Muster Up Stamina to Acquire Cuddly Hugs Earth-wide.
Are you a representative of squishy mustache, bro?
by thunderbash June 27, 2011
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Squash that noise

To advise someone to stop doing "stop moaning" or "stop chatting sh1t"
Example 1.

Dude 1: Hey bro, I'm going out on the pull tonight so likely I'll be back with some hot totty

Dude 2: Dude, squash that noise, you're always on about it but you never pull cus you're a duche

Example 2. - At the pub

Dude 1: Boy's I'm strapped for cash cus my Mrs left me and took everything

Dude 2: Squash that noise, you know I've got your back, drinks on me dude
by The Specialist-age June 24, 2011
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squishy snail

When a man presses his limp penis and testicles against a glass shower door.
Chris was in the shower as we were getting ready to go out to dinner and thought he needed to show me his squishy snail.
by Spidermonkey317 December 17, 2016
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delusion squasher

Someone has delusions, of grandeur, of being an artist, of being captain of the universe, etc., then whomever presents reality over and over until the delusion has been eliminated.
Once Oscar realized he wasn't an artist and his video game playing was vastly overrated in his mind, he stopped calling his mother a dream squasher and realized she was a delusion squasher, and that he had to get a real job
by JessicaWalters April 10, 2021
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Stinky squishy

A stinky squishy is a combination of awesomeness. Be sure to worship mockasunya incase you thought I was going to leave the fockasoon out :D
by Punkrck1995 April 19, 2022
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