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squanching

Is the act of cutting of air supply to lungs by means of choking oneself , then simultaneously masturbating until boom goes the dynamite. Bang bang boogie baby!
I feel as if ol plain Jane masturbatang just ain't getting it done, so now I'm going to try squanching and see if that makes me cum
by Bdubya5150 October 21, 2018
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soft squishing

"Hey, you hear about David and Megan?
Yeah, he's impotent so he ended up soft squishing it"
by Mrspud97 May 15, 2015
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Smashing Lemons

V. (or lemon smashing) Going chatroulette.com or omegle.com and successfully tricking random strangers (or your friends) into going on to lemonparty.org and get a reaction.
Stranger: Hey, do you know any cool games?

You: Oh yea! Go on to lemonparty.org. It's a lemon smashing game. It's pretty cool. I play it all the time!

Stranger: Oh sounds cool, wait.

Stranger: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? EWW!

or

Matt: Dude I totally lemon smashed Stephen last night!

Damian: Oh man really? What was his reaction?

Matt: He totally flipped out!!

or

Logan: Hey man do you wanna go smashing lemons?

Mark: Oh man totally! I can't believe people are gullible enough to go on it!

Logan: I know!
by Ekinsane May 6, 2011
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Smashing Mung beans

When two people spread their legs and scissor together - Smashing Mungbeans
I heard Leah and Fran Smashing Mung beans last night.
by Big Huey #No Trizzy April 17, 2017
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Smashing Pissers

The act of forcefully uniting areas capable of sexual activity that coincidentally are used for urinary purposes.
Example 1: Adam, Jenna, Lauren, Genna and Lynne all smashed pissers after the bar on Saturday night

Example 2: Lynne, Jenna and Lauren are headed to Cape Breton to smash pissers.

Example 3: Adam was smashing pissers with a female friend in Mulgrave when his mother walked in.
by Lauren'o'porno January 8, 2012
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smashing stuff to pieces

Smashing stuff to pieces is the process of taking a bludgeoning instrument (or your arms) and combining them with some stuff (any stuff will do) to make pieces. The pieces usually fly everywhere. The stuff is now destroyed.
ROWAN IN: "SMASHING STUFF TO PIECES"

In a display of insurmountable, pansy-busting testosterone, Rowan grabbed the iron-clad baguette and started SMASHING STUFF TO PIECES. When he had finished, Paris Hilton's flat had been entirely demolished and the dust was still settling over once-sleepy Boringsville.
by wmmw June 1, 2009
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Smashing Pumpkins

a good, original band.
....to other gay ass losers who only limit themselves to the radio and mtv, Smashing Pumpkins are "weird".
who the hell cares if the lead guy is pratically bald?? atleast he sings about shit other than shooting people and having sex like 50 cent...or molest 14 year old girls like R.Kelly.
by Anonymous May 28, 2003
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