squinto mode

When someone acts like a complete social outcast in the weirdest ways. Squinto mode is used to describe someone who has an otherworldly lack of social behavior. They are like a child, doing the weirdest things in public because they don't know better.

Person 1: Is that person scooping their asshole with 4 fingers and sniffing it afterward??
Person 2: Ain't no way, he going squinto mode 💀💀

by H3L3X June 12, 2023

Squanty

To feel weird/embarassed because of an awkward person, thing, or situation.

If a guy tries to hollar at you and trips on his way over, it would make you feel squanty.

by Ngan Pham January 4, 2009

squinto

A person that is half chinese and half native american (if there is someone that is). This person is characterized by squinty eyes so they view the world in widescreen, they also has a slightly tanned skin and like to wear mocassins.

yooo mang that nigga is a half breed....half asian half native american aka squinto...dammmmmmmn now aint that some shit

by goq2 September 16, 2007

Squintoception

That feeling when you look at the sun and you know you will have to squint but continue to do so even though it is uncomfortable.

Ian fucked up his drives test because he kept looking at the sun, causing him to experience squintoception.

by Jcalks5 April 18, 2019

Squano Sex

To have sex in the rectum as squirrels do hanging or leaning on a vertical surface, going in and out very fast and then slowing down over time to come to a stop. The female is on the vertical surface while the male hangs on and makes love.

John and Sally had squano sex while leanig on the wall.

by Josh G. January 26, 2004

squantch

The lingering odor in a restroom stall immediately after a skank has walked out - caused by the woman being AFO or the lack of cleansing a womans genital region. Squantch usually resembles a cross between sasquatch, tuna and seriously potent B.O.

Man, that chick had some squantch goin' on.

by Hot Tuna Taco May 10, 2005

squalto

When you go into a bathroom and dont feel like sitting on the actual toilet seat and end up hovering over as you drop a fat douce. It originated in England the 18th century when upper class women didnt want to get an anal herpes.

Also a cult movement where many males gather and shit on each others chests.

The Queen of England: Ello would you like to take a squalto with me?

Andrew: Hey Levi!
Levi: Whats up?
Andrew: Im kind of cold, do you want to come over here and squalto all over me?
Levi: You betcha!!

by A-lick and young Lezee September 28, 2008