Scurvy punch

A punch to the mouth resulting in symptoms comparable to scurvy:
Formation of spots on the lips, spongy gums, and bleeding from loss of teeth.
A person with the ailment looks pale, feels weak as piss, and is momentarily immobilised.

Did you see that fight on the weekend? Thomsy got scurvy punched by a pirate.

by Bigbuckferret October 16, 2008

spurty

to not have a constant flow or pattern

The flow of customers coming in the strip club tonight was kind of spurty.

by Strippers Anonymous September 23, 2017

Skurvy

Getting fucked up in the crib.

We are getting skurvy in the kitchen! Or I love getting skurvy in the garage with my homeboys !

by Djzihsvsysugsudidbd July 9, 2021

Spursy

To lose at the last minute a game that they could have won. Misses lots of chances

Spurs done a Spursy today and lost at the last minute to Liverpool, the mighty reds...

by Josemourinho'sunderpants March 31, 2019

scurvy vagina

A term used by Pirates (in the film Pirates) for a skanky woman's vagina.

Amber, you and your scurvy vagina need to get the fuck out of here!

by bajingoo October 3, 2007

spurvey

Stunning Vagina

I have a spurvey

by omgitsniamh June 9, 2016

scurvy pirate

when doing a girl from behind, you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you're done. when she turns around, you gizz in her eye, causing her go "arr"

I was screwing Nicole in the butt and then gave her a scurvy pirate.

by SWED2136 December 28, 2009