spurlocky

To use a very flashy, poppy and shiny style of telling a story or explaining something on film to hide the fact you are saying nothing of value or your subject is so shallow in fact you need for people to be distracted.

Named after Morgan Spurlock, creator of Super Size Me, Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden and other documentaries that emphasize flash, pomp and circumstance over content and insight. Was not the originator of this (Michael Moore came first) but Spurlock took this to a new level.

Does not have to be defined by documentaries. The films "Grand Canyon" and "Crash 2006" are other great examples of this.

The speech by Ricky Fitts in American Beauty was so spurlocky. It was completely empty!

Ben Stein being unable to prove anything in Expelled, it was such a Spurlocky affair.

by Wrotkowski December 4, 2012

Sperdo

A stupid meme about someone who likes to ditch friends and take their stuff

"you're such a sperdo man"

by bma_1001 May 8, 2019

spurtosis

A growth spurt but for your dick

Manuel is looking like he's going into a bit of spurtosis. His Miss's will be happy!

by MiltonMolt June 13, 2019

Spudow

General use for anything that is a waste of time, or requires fuck all in way of effort. Can also be used to describe situations that has no explanation.

Originated from L4D gaming sessions along side Plants vs Zombies Spudow on the mine class. We'd crown the Witch and yell Spudow(a), odd times. :D

I busted in her face, like spudow (Spudowa!: emphasized)

Tech Support says they can't help, big spudow right in our face!

"This is all a big jack-off" "Spudowa!"

by Marvin Van Loon September 4, 2019

Stupid Slurdock

An incredibly old, incredibly evil old cunt who owns a massive media empire which he uses to manipulate and undermine democracy. A real facist piece of shit.

Fuck Stupid Slurdock. So waiting for that old cunt to die and go to meet his master. I hope he likes hot places.

by Cynical bloke April 13, 2019

morgan spurlock

Some dumbass who decided to make a documentary called "Super Size Me", in which he ate McDonald's three times a day for a month to prove to America that fast food is bad for you. No shit, Sherlock.

Morgan Spurlock: "Now that I have made way too much money making a film about the obvious consequences of eating a fast food diet high in fats, cholesterol and sodium, I think I'll make a film called 'Surgeon General's Warning' where I smoke for 5 years to see how bad smoking is for you"

by unbelievable December 14, 2008

Sourdough cock

When your dick be given girls yeast infections.

Jason has a sourdough cock he did those girls dirty.

by Mac mega January 28, 2020