Sprawled

When one is so intoxicated that are literally sprawled out an surface usually and uncustomary one

e.i. floor or front steps

Jimmy was straight sprawled last night on his porch for three hours.

by Benny Bird January 13, 2011

Sproule

Awesome! To be Sproule is to be Awesome

Wow you're so Sproule!

by mrmarty December 6, 2011

Sproles

When you hook-up with a guy or girl and when you see them the next day, you are immediately repulsed. You don't exactly hate the person, but you just feel an intense loss of attraction. You somewhat regret hooking up with them and you feel like you will never hook up with them again. You are overcome with the syndrome that is 'sproles' and now all you can do is talk about this problem to your friends.

"Yo I hooked up with Kristen the other weekend but when I saw her at class, I was super over it. I got mad Sproles dog"

by catdaddyswaglord February 20, 2017

Keith Urban Sprawl

When a bunch of fun boys start moving out of big cities and into the suburbs. A large amount of them have the look of Keith Urban. They have some kind of fancy haircut and they're always overdressed. They like riding bikes, gardening and riding each other. If they aren't gay, they're into tall pasty white Irish women with red hair and no tits.

Rick: "I saw two men buttfucking near the community church the other day. I ain't ever seen anything like that in this small town."
Stevie: "I know man, it's that God damn Keith Urban Sprawl."

by John Planet August 21, 2007

sprawlability

A term to describe the available room that a couch, bed, or any other sleepable surface has.

A king size bed for one person has good sprawlability. A twin sized bed has limited sprawlability.

by BrianPD December 13, 2006

Sprouling

Delaying one's departure to a predetermined destination by just hanging out and milling about aimlessly.

"Stop Sprouling! Let's go!"
Are they Sprouling again?

by Sproulie July 24, 2017

crash sprawldisplat

Noun: 1. A vertically challenged roller derby skater, closely related to the Milkstud Piglet, who tends to spend most of her time flailing through the air or face planting on the track. Is well known for driving a large truck full of roller derby girls while shaving large chunks of time off the GPS's ETA by driving entirely too fast. A large fan of warp speed, helping others, and trying to stay on her feet.
2. Any form of catastrophic roller derby wipe out involving a substantial airborne period followed by a mangled landing generally involving both the falling skater and as many other skaters on the track as possible.

1. Crash Sprawldisplat will be driving to the bout, be sure to sit in the back, buckle up and just don't look. You will definitely be the first ones there. PS they are only honking because they love roller girls.

2. Wow, I just pulled a Crash Sprawldisplat and took out three skaters from the other team, one of our fans, and three EMT's. Luckily, all I got was bad bruise.

by Crash Sprawldisplat December 29, 2010