jerry springer shit

anything that could be or should be on the Jerry Springer Show

" OMG Did you hear about dave shagging lisa and heather... they are twins "

" That some jerry springer shit right there"

by Paul C 2008 January 21, 2008

Jerry Springer Show

A television show where people come to solve their relationship problems and beat up whoevers causing that problem.

Usually has either fat black chicks ripping eachothers wigs off,
lesbians/gays/bisexuals/sexually confused people,
two fairly good looking girls fighting over some fat ugly jerk or vise versa,
or a family thats in a love triangle/square/octagon whatever

Jerry Springer Show:
So Timeka, your sisters having sex with your boyfriend, and and your moms having sex with your lesbian girlfriend, who your cheating on your boyfriend with, and your boyfriends banging your sister, and your cousin? ya? alright, so, oh theres more, whos James?

-james turns out to be some guy the mom met on myspace and fucked, and hes fucking everyone else on stage plus the main chicks old best friend-
JERRYJERRYJErRRY

by HEY FAT FACE May 19, 2010

Saskatchewan Sprinkler

1: the act of using artificial or natural lubricant in between a females feet and placing an erected penis in between them, thrusting in and out. (otherwise known as the foot fuck but slightly differentiates) the modern day foot fuck lays at the females discretion. The Saskatchewan Sprinkler is the finishing of the foot fuck letting the semen spray in a sprinkler like motion. In order for it to be a true Saskatchewan Sprinkler the male has to make a sprinkler like sound while ejaculating on his female counterpart.
-can also be used in past tense. (Saskatchewan Sprinkler'ed)

ex.
chad: Bro i straight up Saskatchewan Sprinkler'ed my girlfriend last night. It was soo legit she asked if i was watering the lawn!

Brian: Bro you didn't!!!? cool.

chad: yess i did! and then she said: oooohh... your nailing by feet.......cool!

by Brochill7nattylightgamecube April 25, 2010

Spinter’s third law

Squirting 1-2 spritzes of lube (any flavour or un flavoured) into a zip loc sandwich baggie and using it to jerk off with, simply close the bag and discard it in the trash can when you are finished.

Super horny after seeing your sister mop the floor, do you mind if I go to the shitter and perform Spinter’s third law on myself

by Spinter April 7, 2021

Splinter Cell Style

Doing something with stealth, which is usually dangerous, or difficult, and completed in a stylish manner. Derived from the popular videogame Splintercell, which is stealth based.

When I snuck out of school, I did it Splintercell style. I would tell you specifically, but it would compromise the mission and you would become a risk.

by NOT JACK TOMPSON LOL September 2, 2005

springer gut

It's when your stomach bulges out so far that you pretend that you are having a baby and want to go on the Jerry Springer show.

Imel says "Lets go outside dude," while showing his springer gut.

by Barry Levit January 3, 2004

Springer gut

The gut of death. When viewed from the side, it looks like the person who has the gut is having a baby. This gut seems to make shirts keep themselves lifted, and typically, one has to cut holes in sheets in order to wear clothes with such a gut.

Hey, poppy seed boy, show us your Springer gut!

by Justin Redman January 3, 2004