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speckled fart

Anyone of Irish or Scottish decent “their blood being so mixed up that mc and Mac are really the only difference” that has freckles and stink like a fat chicks sweaty side boob,, no bra of course.
Wow that dudes a spaz,, yeah so is that speckled fart asshole over there. He is such a ball hog. Yeah those red headed speckled farts are so typical.
by Marshall tucker October 31, 2021
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Speckled Cock

A penis infected with Syphilis, AIDS and various other STDs at the same time, which looks very similar to a blue waffle.
Woman 1: How was the date with Jared last night?
Woman 2: It was marvelous, I pulled down his pants and saw a giant Speckled Cock!
by GGigidygigidy69 January 16, 2022
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Slut Speckles

The little black dots that girls who wear too much mascara get on their upper eyelids.
Friend one: Oh my god, does Caroline have some kind of disease?
Friend two: Nah bro those are just her slut speckles.
by Smooches Mcgillicutty March 16, 2012
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Speckledorfed

That not even a word and I agree with you
-Mr. Krabs
Speckledorfed
by Dimey- YT November 3, 2020
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Spreckels

A historic town surrounded by the lettuce fields of Salinas. Known for it's 4th of July celebrations, 0 crime rate, and annual garage sale. Considering Salinas's large population of Mexicans, it is under question why there isn't a single one in Spreckels.
"Let's get away from the chance of getting shot and go to Spreckels."

"Hey I want to go somewhere where there's nothing to do, lets go to Spreckels."
by Grace Thompson June 7, 2009
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speckle

special
(whoever says this has gotta be rather secure with themselves...)
I feel speckle today
by Morbid Knight September 24, 2005
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Speckled Paint Job

Diarrhea that sprays all over the toilet bowl, creating a speckled effect on the white porcelain.
Last night after alcohol and Taco Bell I did a speckled paint job on the toilet, and it burnt my asshole.
by Evan, Eddie, and Kurt October 16, 2006
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