spliffing

(v.)
the action of smoking a spliff/joint

"Dude, John is spliffing his brains out!"

by potface101 February 27, 2009

Staffing

Staffing is another word for jerk off, or masturbation. This term was created by JROTC cadets at a summer camp in 2009. Staffing can also be used as Staff or Staffed, or staff off. We hope this term will be really well known in the future.

Last night I was staffing to some hardcore porn.

by RegSquad November 7, 2011

beer staffing

A wonderful drinking game. To beer staff, simply drink a beer. Then, duct tape the empty can to the bottom of your next beer. Tape that empty beer to the bottom of the two cans. Keep doing this to form a staff made of beer cans. A BEER STAFF.

"Hey, Broseph. What're you doing tonight?"
"BEER STAFFING!!"

by Robbie Bourne December 13, 2006

Free spaffing

to ejaculate without a designated or suitable semen receptacle.

example, I was going to cum in a sock, there was no sock I was forced to engage in free spaffing everywhere

future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.

present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere

past, I may have free spaffed everywhere

by spaff king October 10, 2014

Spider Spaffing

When you're decorating and have moved so many spiders throughout your day that you simply can't be arsed any more, so instead you cover the spider with so much paint that it becomes part of the property.

For fuck's sake, they just keep crawling back up; it's time for some spider spaffing.

by Mueece September 7, 2014

Spragging

Dragging. (Used in the coal regions of Pennsylvania. Originally a type of brake on a carriage axle.)

"If ya wanna go faster, quit spragging your feet!" "Look at 'dat tailpipe spraggin' under 'dat Chevy."

by lifefeedsonlife November 8, 2013

Sprawning

Sprawning *Sprah-ning* verb: To increase ones ESP range.

As he cried out vast, sprawning, over the look that expanded over the river clearing and valley below; he felt one with all.

She thought she would sprawn out her vocabulary, and she's a greater woman for it.

Together; they sprawned *conventional diction that *conventionaly defied *conventional diction.

*traditional

*normal

Are suitable substitutions.

by Gainful Employment August 22, 2018