Spackle Ass is the result of many hot, wet farts released over a long period of time without wiping. The person with Spackle Ass may feel as if hot spackle (or glue) has been poured in between the ass cheeks, and is usually very uncomfortable. Spackle Ass also happens while running and farting at the same time, or while holding in a shit for a long period of time. The best remedy for Spackle Ass is a hot shower. If not a shower, then a hot, coarse rag usually helps get rid of the Spackle Ass.
I really need a shower, Peggy. I got a bad case of Spackle Ass while driving up here, and it's starting to burn.
by SweetBill December 28, 2005
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when u masturbate and u shoot a load the little drops of cream that get on ur pubic hair or on ur skin.
jr.: o shit now i have to clean of thsi whack spackle!!
eric: u are gay
dray: o yea well u are... whack spackle!!!
eric: u are gay
dray: o yea well u are... whack spackle!!!
by samuel adams February 3, 2005
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The act of watching crackle and spackling on her tits.
If you do this you will be a true crackle and titty spackle master.
If you do this you will be a true crackle and titty spackle master.
by BeatingUpMidgets June 27, 2016
Get the Crackle and titty spackle mug.A bedroom move that occurs when the male wants to ejaculate on the female, but she ain't having it. The move is characterized by the man holding down (sometimes actually tackling) the woman, just so he can spray on her.
Female: That was some great sex but I could have done with out the spackle tackle at the end.
Male: Yeah, I gotta stop doing that.
Male: Yeah, I gotta stop doing that.
by Doo Brown March 30, 2007
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Person Two: Crab Spackle!
Mom (From Futurama): Crab Spackle! (Slaps her three sons with one strike)
Person Two: Crab Spackle!
Mom (From Futurama): Crab Spackle! (Slaps her three sons with one strike)
by Alexander Drummond January 29, 2012
Get the Crab Spackle mug.Spackle the Bowl is a term employed when an individual has defecated in a manner most in keeping with the lay work of 'a spackler'. The work of a spackler is messy and tends to 'get all over the place'. Much like a spackler, when one 'spackles the bowl', thick, pasty, broken-up, fecal matter blasts out of one's rear-end and tends to splatter or spackle everywhere. Upon occasion, spackling the bowl can also create a fine mist working its way into the atmosphere. Typically, this is one of the most forceful, yet, least productive of the classes of defecation.
Jim was feeling rather cramped and gassy. His discomfort caused him to rush to the restroom hoping to relieve some of this gastro-intestinal pressure. Preparing for a huge gas expulsion, he was very surprised to realize he had, in fact, spackled the bowl, thereby causing him to spray his entire backside with fecal residue.
by Scott_H January 10, 2008
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