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sporty vinny 

you proceed to pull down what you think is a females pants but as the pants are being removed your suddenly surprised by a penis. then in your state of shock, the tomboy cock slaps you.
Dude i was mackin on this hot girl from the basketball team and i made a move and then she pulled a sporty vinny.
sporty vinny by shahin karimi April 16, 2007
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A social categorisation of a person (e.g. townie, trendy, goth) who enjoys both participating in, and watching, different sports. Therefore they are athletic, outgoing and socialable, with a common competitive edge about them.
More than one sporty are known as 'sporties'.
A guy or gal who is always up for sporting achievement awards... you know, that kid you could never out run in the playground.
sporty by The Omnicient April 29, 2004
Slang motorcycle enthusiasts use to describe a Harley Davidson Sportster motorcycle.
"Give me a oil filter for my '99 Sporty"
Sporty by Lutefiskhater February 27, 2009
When you drink half of a forty then fill it back up with sparks, shake it up and finish it. Gets u drunk. Tastes good too.
finish your sporty theres sober people in china
sporty by acog April 17, 2007
Sickly blend of spunk and jobby. a similar consistancy to a mcdonalds milk shake (though no relation in taste). Normally made in measures of 50/50 or to individual taste, can be served hot or cold but is best when fresh
i will give u a fiver to drink that spobby
often thought of as a spooning orgy, but really is when a group of 3+ spuddies (buddies who act in sporgy regulary) use a spud (potatoe) and make a proper amount of holes for such persons so they can "do" the spud at the same time. The post fluids released into the spud may be lied as sour cream and given to one as a gift/treat/meal according to sporgy traditions.
Me, my teacher Mr. Grodewald, and my neighbors dogs had a sporgy but the the holes in our spud grew so wide that the spud then broke into several large chunks.
Sporgy by J picckkle October 7, 2011