3 Spoons

If you are out with your significant other and you guys are digging your server, you ask for three spoons when you order a dessert. This will indicate to the server that you're interested in them. If they bring back your dessert with three spoons that means they're interested in joining you. If they only bring you two spoons then you have been rejected.

That waiter is so cute, let's ask for 3 Spoons so he'll join us.

by Bufcleve February 4, 2022

Pende Stoops

Something That Is Stupid Or Idiotic

That Shit Is Pende Stoops

by Skellington97 May 14, 2011

Nigger Spoons

A game where you drive through an inner city, and when you see a black person you throw a spoon at him/her only after screaming NIGGER!

The catch is that if you miss, you have to exit the car and retrieve said spoon.

Tony just got rocked after a failed attempt at a fine game o' nigger spoons

by psuedonecrofeliac October 9, 2008

Spoonslap

Something That Sounds Dirty And/Or Cruel

Do You Want To Spoonslap With Me Tonight?
Nobody's Watching...Let's Spoonslap!
You Son Of A Spoonslap!
Well...Spoonslap You!

by EnterMyTwilight April 27, 2007

Spooptober

1: A celebration of funny and spooky memes that happens in October

I can't wait to share my spoopy memes in Spooptober

by Noot Noot Da First October 21, 2018

few scoops

Drinks with the boys

Barry: “What’s the point I’m going out?”

Larry: “Few scoops man”

by masterblaster_69 September 13, 2018

poke badgers with spoons

A truly original sin... this quote is taken from an Eddie Izzard stand-up routine which talks about the Catholic idea of Original Sin. He talks about a guy going into confession and saying "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... I poked a badger with a spoon." In response the priest says that's a truly original sin.

As seen on t-shirts, bumper stickers, etc.: "I poke badgers with spoons."

by Liz E.G. July 28, 2008