spoon

A cuddling position where the back is facing the chest and the couple are laying on their sides.

c-wigga drank so much bacardi, he woke up spooning mr.flanders

by LittleGordo November 02, 2004

Spoon

The tool I use to kill relatives with.

I'm going to fucking kill you with this spoon!!

by Br0k3n L1eZ July 19, 2008

There is no spoon

The first meaning is that you can't change the world, because you don't have control over it. But you can change yourself and your perceptions of the reality. Later in the movie, in the elevator scene, it means that the impossible only is impossible for those who don't dare to make it possible. It means that you can break barriers if you believe in yourself. Neo feared that going up to the top of the building holding up the elevator cable is something crazy. But them, he remembered the spoon boy, and, as there is no spoon, there is no impossible, c'os he believed he could do it.

A: - Oh, my! This is impossible!
B: - No! There is no spoon! (and the job is done).

by MGTX March 13, 2018

Spooning

A form of cuddling in which the man embraces the woman from the back and fit together like spoons. Hence the word "spooning."

For Girls: Cute, Warm, & Straight to sleep
For Guys: A face full of hair, A dead arm, & an awkward boner

Girl to Girl: "Omg me and my boyfriend were spooning last night and it was so adorable! I slept like a baby."

Guy to Guy: "Bro I was spooning with my girl last night and it was so weird. I took me like 3 hours to fall asleep, and I couldn't move because I didn't want her to feel me."

by kingshitpaolo187 February 09, 2013

spoonful

normally, heroin; more generally, any drug that is injected after being dissolved in a spoon

"could fill spoons full of diamond/could fill spoons fulls of gold/just just a little spoon of your precious love/will satisfy my soul" -from howlin' wolf's song "spoonful"

by Spoonered January 23, 2010

The Spoon

An Irish Ma's chief form of discipline; brought against any child who disobeys. Form of casual corporal punishment.

Don't be an eejit or Ma'll bring The Spoon to ya.

by Séamus May 13, 2019

spoons

Spoons is a card game played with a standard deck and enough actual spoons for the number of players-1. The spoons are set in the middle of a table and the players sit around them. (The game is usually played with at least two decks) A dealer deals each player four cards. The person to the left of the dealer draws cards from the remaining deck, one by one, and discarding subsequently, attempting to get four of a kind. Only four cards can be held at one time. The cards that this player discards becomes the next player's draw pile, and that player does the same thing. Cards are continuously drawn and discarded in an attempt to get four of a kind upon availability. Once a player gets four of a kind, that player takes a spoon from the middle of the table. Thence forward, the other players must also take a spoon. The player left without a spoon loses.

A variant of this game is "Free-Money Spoons." -A Sharpie is required. Each time a person loses, one successive letter of the term "free money" must be written in Sharpie in that person's arm. The first person to get "free money" completely written across their arm loses.
A variant of this variant is that the word or term to be written across the person's arm may be a curse word or curse term.

*Playing this game -especially with the latter variant- may result in the players jumping onto the table in an attempt to obtain a spoon; this may subsequently result in the table breaking... so don't play it on your mom's diningroom table.

Spoons may also be played with forks or knives... at your own risk.

FREE MONEY

mother fucker
shit
ass
damn
bitch
nigger

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 03, 2006