Street-spooner 

Someone so desperate for human interaction that they spoon on the street.

“Did you see Henry spooning on the street?”
“Yeah man, he really wants a cuddle”
“What a street-spooner”

Street-spooner by Pringles123 October 14, 2018

Spoonerism 

the transposition of initial or other sounds of words, usually by accident

Best done by artist Bruce Nauman in his light installation

Spoonerism:
"Run from Fear, Fun From Rear"

Spoonerism by Amalia Lylian September 13, 2011

spoonerism 

When the spellings/pronounciation of a sentance move around slightly.

Let us drink to the dear old queen!

Let us drink to the queer old dean!

spoonerism by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Spoonetrate 

When a male and female are lying in the spooning position with the male behind the female with the male's penis inserted into the female's vagina or anus.

Female: "I said we could spoon, not spoonetrate!"
Male: "come on baby, it just slipped in"

Spoonetrate by Bullshittt October 28, 2010

spoonetics 

the study and practice of spooning and its mechanical properties as well as its values in the past , present and future..tp be actively spooning and constantly improving spoon tactics, techniques and positions..

When princess Witherspoon and i were spooning in the early morning, she constantly complained and twitched about, too and fro...I told her that she needed some spoonetics 101... She saw no need or room for improvement and thats why im not prince Witherspoon

spoonetics by Cap'n LeRoy Strongbone August 15, 2017

Spoonerite 

Someone who looks like they’d commit a sexual crime.
Characterized by jet black, oily hair.
Usually have bad posture.

“That guy’s a real spoonerite.”

Spoonerite by SpooneriteNation October 30, 2023

knifey-spooney 

A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.

"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"

"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."

"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spooney before!"

knifey-spooney by RUFCKNSRS January 25, 2014