spoonfed and bred

someone who is in sales that couldn't make a sale on their own if they tried. They require the expertise of a sales professional.

Dude , you're so spoonfed and bred you couldn't sell that car if someone handed you the deal!

by the dutchman 3 February 17, 2010

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Uncle Spooner

When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and you wake up in the middle of the night being aggressively spooned by your uncle with a little something stiff knocking on your back door.

I thought I was dreaming till I realized I was awake and getting the old uncle spooner.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

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Sponce

Sponce is the word used by the fans of the progressive metal band periphery (peripherals), to refer as they singer Spencer Sotelo.

Metal Elitist: Spencer vocals are gay
peripheral: Shut up, sponce is awesome

by Puresparce July 30, 2015

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spooned

to engage in sexual actions while the other partner is asleep

"he/she got spooned last night"

by a b00b May 29, 2004

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1.Created Sep. 2005 in Georgia, Spoonfest is a semi-annual event, featuring live music performances,partying, camping, dancing, swimming, mayhem, ect.
Held at the end of March and September to celebrate the fall and spring birthdays of the two Spoon brothers.
2. a wild or chaotic gathering of inebriated young people.

"This dude got his car stuck in a sand pit at Spoonfest two. What an idiot."
"I don't remember anything from my second night at Spoonfest."

by The Cole Spoon September 30, 2007

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