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spong monkey 

1. A crazy-looking rat-like thing that sings.
2. The Quizno's Subs mascot.
3. An individual who likes the moon.
1. I recentally when to the Spong Monkey's concert. It was incredable!
2. The Song Monkeys like tha subs, cuase they a dolla off!
3. MY friend, who is a real Spong Monkey, likes to stare at the moon for hours on end.

Spong Bob Square Pants

Basicly it is when your having sex with a girl from behind ass or vagina , and you finish she turns around , you wack her in the head with a frozen root beer bottle and while she is uncontious you pour rubbing alcohol in her ass hole
yo that bitch had the clap so i Spong Bob Square Pants her ass.

spong bob foam heel 

when a person has rather large heels on their shoes, commonly made from foam. On rare occasions it can be made from plastic covered in leather.
Laua: "Sevox has an extremly large spong bob foam heel."

Kerry: "I know its like a fuckin door stop

spong mincer 

A person showing signs of sun normal human ability and intelligence ,especially with impaired walking.
That Wayne Rooney is a great spong mincer!
spong mincer by Soup Dragon November 20, 2017

Sping spong 

Created by Kamstamizer, sping spong is a phrase used to insult one's intelligence to an extreme degree (putting them on the same level as a mentally retarded individual)
Stfu Ben you absolute sping spong
Sping spong by Kamstamizer November 23, 2019

Neil Spong 

The highest levelled player of the game "Mafia Wars". Is very generous in his distribution of energy packs BUT BE WARNED: He is a highly skilled, cold blooded player and will kill you given the chance.
Neil Spong gave me an energy pack but then killed me.
Neil Spong by SideAirBag May 17, 2011