Spocker

So named for its resemblance to a traditional Vulcan greeting and the Starfleet officer who made it famous, the Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker.

To boldly go where no man had gone before I gave her the Spocker.

by Bootface July 14, 2006

spockle

ye olde british pronounciation of sparkle. used by D&D nerds

that diamond doth spockle, Gelmar! let us steal it from the demilich.

by Spaz De Kat January 12, 2009

I got socks on

It's not gay if you have socks on because you're not fully naked

Ex:Imagine you're gargling ya homies nut sack and you forget to say no homo you good cuz (you) I got socks on.

by I eat ass like Jose Romero April 20, 2018

spockefeller

A wealthy male caucasian with a penchant for geekiness and/or nerdery. Derived from "Spock" + "Rockefeller".

I almost hooked up with that anesthesiologist, but when he pulled out his Captain Kirk uniform I knew he was a Spockefeller.

by Turd Snorkeler June 26, 2009

spockulation

Jumping to a logical conclusion which, though seemingly obvious, has failed to occur to anyone else.

It's my spockulation that these silicon nodules are actually the rock monster's eggs, so perhaps we should stop smashing them.

by iteration2 January 5, 2014

Stocksy

an epic youtuber, bmxer, entrepreneur to sub

if you don't sub to Stocksy you're a nonce

by 911 pilot September 7, 2020

Stocksbridge

A vile filth ridden town that is inhabited by chavs and people that you wouldn't let your daughter talk to. Heavily contrasting with the beautiful suburb of Deepcar, Stocksbridge is a shit stain on the world and it should be removed by all means necessary.

"I fucking hate Stocksbridge" - Stocksbridge resident

by JimmyT1 March 20, 2011