Alabama Speedstick

When a man goes from ass to armpit to mouth.

I knew val liked atms, but I was surprised when she asked for an alabama speedstick. (atatm)

by Steve gavy September 6, 2011

Speedsofter

A speedsofter is typically someone who wears all black and sports a Dye Mask. Typically known for cheating, and the use of Polarstars.

The Speedsofter will not call his hits.

by SexyMuffin12 December 7, 2017

SpeedSkater

An athlete who speed skates, sometimes made fun of for being homosexual because of the tight clothes the athlete wears while speedskating.

A very cruel nickname.

(some guy see's somebody speedskating)
guy: LMFAOO look at that SpeedSkater WHAT A HOMO!

by Therealmr360beast March 25, 2010

Speedskating

The act of calling up an elderly woman in the pursuit of oral pleasure, and then following up by taberknackling the phone and the elderly woman's pet gerbal. This can be done (in the case the speedskater is gay) to an elderly man as well.

Robby: "I just speedskated Old Lady Gertrude down the street. You wouldn't believe how good old lady gums and gerbal fur feels on your nuts."

Casey: "Gee wizz...I can't wait til I can speedskate my gramma!"

by Dick Tracy December 19, 2004

Speedsterbate

The act of quickly masterbating after someone catches on to you or sees you.

insert name thought I was jacking off, so I had to speedsterbate to make it not seem fishy.

by JustAFuckinIdiot March 6, 2018

speedspurts

Coined in the hill/mountain towns in West Virginia. Speedspurts are the red and white barriers that have red flashing lights sometimes and repetitive dingdingdinging along with the flashing lights as they place themselves between train tracks and cars on the road.

I couldn't have raced the train if I wanted to; the speedspurts would mess up the new paintjob on my car.

by Xandroyd Pendragon December 17, 2019

speedsoar

veronica is fkn trigged my bro.

Speedsoar is your clue mf.

by lolgotemm8 November 13, 2020