splotcher

A less voluminous variation of a wet fart where the fart leaves an irregularly shaped spot or stain on underwear or pants.

Although it was a loud fart, I wasn’t sure it was a splotcher until I saw the stain later that night.

by Roger C. July 14, 2006

Spliterus

The hole at the end of a penis.

the man went pee out of his spliterus

by morr8362 October 25, 2010

splotion

The dilemma one finds oneself when using lotion, and getting way too much in their hands. The person then finds someone else to take some of what they have.

"Aw man, I had a splotion. Could you take some of this off my hands?"

by RobinKate November 29, 2007

sploge fest

A masturbation party; full of guys. Everyone usually sits in a circle and jacks off in the company of other people. Or jacks each other off

We had an epic sploge fest last night. Johnny's hands felt great.

by Anal Boss 69 November 6, 2011

shlote

shlote: when a gay sees a straight person in the media and turns straight

'woah did you see that absolute hottie Edward Cullen? I totally shloted'

by shlotedaddy November 6, 2018

Sploge

Often referred to a person who is mentally retarded and doesn’t know the meaning of life.That person likes to go on the Gindi diet and drinks Darkfruits.

OI Ibi with the kids you are a sploge

by Theboiboi June 29, 2019

Twat splot

When your male freind is alseep you run over to the bed and smake your vagina on his face backwards.

Be carefull to make sure the bed is not to bouncy when you twat splot or you might hurt your self.I did

by Kekeda1 July 31, 2009