Splinch

Verb. This means to send a video game character into a spasm by use of the game player doing so on purpose.
To splinch requires an online game or similar, controlled by keyboard, that uses characters that move using the arrow keys, or W,A,S,D, etc. Splinching is where the on-screen character is made to use both animations of two of the keys you press, at the same time, by pressing them simultaneously. this results in the character trying to move in both directions at once, causing a humerous animation.

Splinching can also be performed by use of a glitch. A user can cause the game to send the character into splinching by performing an illegal move.

Present: Splinching. Past: Splinched.

Person 1. "I KEEL YOUU!!"
Person 2. "OH NOES!! U made me splinch nows!"

by Papplemanger October 17, 2008

Slonch

Slonch is used like the word slonk, except instead of a drink you’re consuming food

Marin slonched some coconut strips

by litcandle97 November 4, 2018

Splunchy

***splunchy***
noun/adjective
*something or someone that is cute or endearing in nature, adorable*

Aww, look at the little spluncher! He's so splunchy and nice :3

by brrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaapppp October 18, 2022

Splinching

Splinching (a combination of the words “spread” and “clinch”) is a flatulating technique. This occurs when one (or more) butt cheeks are spread apart, yet the sphincter is clinched, producing an impressive auditory phenomenon.

Ezekiel: “That was an impressive cheeser, my good man! What’s your secret?”
Jedediah: “Splinching is the key to a distinguished cheek squeak, Big E.”

by grandmasterpapasmurf January 21, 2023

squiggly-spoonch

noun: any of the various organs within one's body. Often used while describing pain.

OH GOD! YOU PUNCHED ME IN MY squiggly-spoonch!

by The smile revolution January 21, 2009

Splorch

That satisfying squirty sound of hot sauce, or any spicy, liquid condiment makes when exiting the bottle.

April's ear detected the distinctive splorch of Sriacha sauce leaving the bottle.

by cimat1984 July 17, 2011

Splooch

Giving a 'High Five" to a friend or random person by first pretending to give the recipient a "high Five" and then screaming "Splooch" with the middle finger in their face

Jock: "That was a great shot

Nerd: "Hey thanks man. I'm new in school and dont have any

Friends." ( go for the high five)

Jock: "Splooch! Ha Ha sucks to be you fag"

Nerd: "I'm dead on the inside."

by Perny October 27, 2009