splangus

Splayed Angus (see also Angus) and Angry Angus.

The deliberate widening of the anal opening to allow ease of penetration.

Rod bent over and showed Leroy his spalngus begging him to pleasure him with his 18 inch sausage. Clearly Rod has gAIDS (see gAIDS)

by Angry Angus June 3, 2004

spingus

Dong

Wow, i like your Spingus!

by Camdud June 25, 2016

splingus

The word for someone who is more than a chotch but less than a trump

Mr. pugliese is a splingus, because he doesn’t have a car

by Dominik pugliese March 13, 2018

spoingus

term used to describe when you and your buddy are both on the same wavelength in terms of sillyness and you begin finagling, which may be followed by a spoingus.

Damn, those guys just got a spoingus!

by Xeraasky November 4, 2023

Spoingus

A person who is utterly retarded and sometimes silly

You see tha dude deh? He issa fuckin spoingus

by Kyylx1 January 10, 2024

shploingus

The sound made when slapping your younger brother on the arm

I like slapping my brother so I can hear his shploingus

by Flofy December 14, 2024

sproinkus

Sex with a cheap hooker in an even cheaper hotel room. Comes from the sound made by the mattress springs during sex.

"I met this hot chick at a party and an hour later we were doing the sproinkus in her parents' bed."

"There's no way I'm paying fifty bucks just to sproinkus!"

by draven1731 April 6, 2010