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Special Delivery Spooger

A demented postman like stop motion animated character in 'Fanta Claus is Comin' a spoof of 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' by Most Offensive Videos, banned on several sites and voted most infamous video of 2010. The postman is supposedly Al Jolsen. In the spoof he ejaculates on cue (but everyone does) and rifles through the mail before doing the 'Night Fandago' with Fanta's own 'Mammy'.

May be an unknown actor named Denis Lilly as he references the name in one of the songs he sings, 'Root Chicken, Denis Lilly and Comedy Central too have used my ideas of TV shows all produced by Jews!"

Says hilarious lines like 'You got any of that vaudevillian penicillin for my lip? Well aren't you the turkey's elbow! You've saved my life'

And 'It takes a lot of gal to pick your own mammy's evergreens, but another thing entirely for you to do the night fandagno with the bosse's manmy yourself.'

or "Kid, you really shouldn't be watchin' this!"

"I wish she was a woman...of color." (Puts black face all over the doll's face).

Special Delivery Spooger. Pronoun, character name. A spoof of the Postman from 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'.

Dave: Did you see that postman guy firing his red rocket on that video last night?
Carl: You mean Soecial Delivery Spooger.

Dave: Seems like heaven, kid.

Carl: I wish she was a woman of color.

Ha!
Special Delivery Spooger. Pronoun, character name. A spoof of the Postman from 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'.

Dave: Did you see that postman guy firing his red rocket on that video last night?
Carl: You mean Soecial Delivery Spooger.

Dave: Seems like heaven, kid.

Carl: I wish she was a woman of color.

Ha!
by ittybittytatasd June 18, 2011
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Spooger

v. or n.

Typically a person who annoys Nick Cash, but more specifically one who masturbates relentlessly and furiously because the real thing is not a possibility due to one's douche bagness
Bryan can't get any, therefore he is doomed to a life of spooging.

LeVaunte's mom caught him getting after it in her own bathroom. What a spooger!!
by Nick E. Cash May 20, 2008
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My dude came in my face and I spent the rest of the evening blowing massive spoogers.
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"Where's the splodger??"
"The what..?"
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Tom blew hiw load in wendys bootie last night, jeez hes really a prolific ass splooger. He shot his juice in sandy and tonya last week too
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