Sheriff Shit-spitter

An annoying person who wants to be a police officer but in reality the only thing they can do is direct traffic in parking lots without being asked to.

Ashley: Hey why is that lady standing in front of cars motioning them to go by in the mall parking lot?

Dan: Oh that's just Sheriff Shit-spitter.

by Fcfd91 January 5, 2018

Shitter Splatter

Having the water in the toilet splash up and hit your ball sack and/or taint while taking a dump.

I ran in to the bathroom and dropped my pants just in time to unload a high pressure dump. If I didn't know better, I could have swore my dookie performed an epic cannonball from the high dive with the amount of Shitter Splatter I wiped off my sack.

by Ninjee Star March 25, 2013

Russian Splatter

During anal sex, usually with a female, the person taking the sex farts, and follows through 'splattering' shit all over the penis. A curry, or any spicy food, can be eaten before hand to increase effectiveness

Ben: Omg did you hear about Jimmy?
Luke: No why?
Ben: Him and Sarah had anal, and she did a Russian Splatter!

by HydraForce July 16, 2014

splatter

Horror subgenre with heavy amounts of gore. Sometimes also has graphic acts of violence, sex, sexual violence, and/or violent sex

also see: splatterpunk

that's one nasty piece of splatter filmaking!

by Dagon January 10, 2005

Splatterass

One who ejects fecal matter so violently from one's anus that shit splatters the toilet bowl AND the underside of the toilet seat.

Eww! I lifted the toilet seat to take a piss earlier and got shit on my hand. Looks like splatterass was here again..

by PooGURU4u May 6, 2011

Spanish splatter

bad case of diahrrea, often looking more like dysenterie

Man , I'm never eating there again.As soon as I got home last night it gave me the Spanish splatter.

by C4PROOF August 19, 2003

pan-splatter

1. Explosive diarrhea that is excreted with fire-hose-like ferocity thus splattering the entire toilet pan. Usually an extremely discomforting experience producing loud sounds. Mostly accompanied by a nauseatingly stenchful odour on par with a Hump-back-dinga.

2. skat-splatt

(noun)

"That's the problem hot curries and beer... you just know when you wake up the next day that you're on for a full-on Pan-splatter every time."

by Bigtoke September 8, 2009