split piss

This occurs when there is clogging in the urethra due to the remaining residue of ejaculation, either from masturbation or copulation. The clogging results in your urine shooting in any direction but the direction you want it to go. Your legs, shirt, toilet seat, sink, floor, and even face will become drenched in a yellow spray.

It is always a good idea to sit on your toilet seat after ejaculation to prevent split piss.

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 24, 2007

split menu personality syndrome

ordering high caloric food and a diet soft drink

Mary exhibits split menu personality syndrome as she places her drive-thru order, "Umm yes I'd like a Number 3 Value meal, super-sized with a small diet coke...oh yeah and add in an apple turnover"

by Happy Girly of course! February 26, 2010

splintercat

A vagina so dry and painful it's like having sex with rough cut lumber.

Courtney's splintercat gave me a rash.

by dark_army December 17, 2016

spite

An act of spite is something that you wouldn't ordinarily do, just to prove a point and get back at someone who pissed you off. The spiteful act can be something out of character, something you don't enjoy doing, or even something that hurts you. You rationalize this by knowing that even though you might be hurting yourself, the satsifaction you'll get from pissing off the other person will more than make up for it.

Football Example:
If the QB is being a dick to the offensive line, they can step aside out of spite, and let the linebackers sack the QB's ass. They'll sacrifice the play and could lose the game if the QB gets injured, but it's worth it to see the QB get fucked up.


Career Example:
You're boss offers you a promotion, but everyone knows that if you decline, he'll offer it to your coworker. You might not even want the promotion, but if your co-worker is being a douche, you can take the job out of spite, just to piss him/her off.

by Saint of San Diego December 21, 2008

turd splinter

noun: the poop that collects under the finger nail, when the finger perforates the toilet paper during the act of wiping

adj: a descriptive word used to describe someone who's idiocy takes you by surprise and disgusts you

Ralph was disgusted by the ginormous turd splinter he got this morning.

Tiffany is such a turd splinter! She threw up in my car last night when I took her home from the party.

by Bathsheba11 January 12, 2009

split arse

Woman. One who's bottom continues around the front.

We need to get some split arse in to do the typing.

by Bog Breath July 18, 2003

Wig Split

Past tense of an individual who was victim of massive head trauma inflicted by a 2nd party. i.e, Guns, Bats, or by accident.

"Yo, you heard what happend to that nigga trey? that nigga got his wig split right on the avenue, Got popped in his dome"

by P-doX November 16, 2007