The Splits

When one's urine stream is divided/diverted in > 1 direction.
The challenge is to recognize it quickly & get the majority if not all of the urine in the toilet bowl. Piss shivers have the same effect.

Whoa, in the middle of the night I had a wicked case of the splits & peed all over the floor, wall & toilet.

by TMoneyID April 5, 2010

Split

In the context of a system, alter, or plurality as a whole (Disordered or not):
To split off of another alter

"I split not too long ago."
"Unfortunately, we split again the other day. That was... unpleasant."
"A split occurred again, she said."

by Dissociative mess June 3, 2021

Split

Extremely drunk. Not just "wet," but peeing-on-yourself- you'll-never-remember-this-night, wasted.

We took my brother clubbin' on his 21st Birthday and man, that boy was so split it was pitiful.

by AdMom January 14, 2010

splits

Percentage of money received in a deal

Just renegged that contract and now my splits lookin good

by ableezy December 1, 2011

splits

sunglasses

"popped the splits over and tossed."

by noixz January 15, 2009

Split

1. To leave an area or place

2. To engage in violence toward an individual

1. Yo them fools over there tripping and I ain’t got my piece I’m going to SPLIT
2. If you don’t pay me my money by Friday I’m going to SPLIT yo wig

by FederalBanks December 20, 2020

Split

to be torn between two things - you’re either loving it or you hating it.

i’m so fucking split on *insert fuck boy name* he isn’t texting me back fast enough

by hoodraff April 15, 2020