Splay Ride

The initial sexual act betwixt to able bodied individuals in which person A. divides the lower extremities of person B. using only their genitals in the same fashion as a chef splits a squab breast in twain.

“Young master William thought it most fitting to ask her to go on a splay ride before dinner, NOT after.”

by Johnny Wishbone 79 May 22, 2018

splay 2,3,4

A common exercise used by rowers for training. Beginning in a standing position, on the word " splay " one drops to the ground extending all fours and then on the count of "two, three, four" one returns to the original upright position. This is then repeated the desired number of times.

This technique is also commonly used as a sexual ritual between rowing partners.

"Hey man, that rower girl you were with last night was HOT!!! How did you tap that?!"

"Yeah i know, all i did was a couple of 'splay 2,3,4's and she was mine bruv"

"siik!!"

by rower234 October 15, 2009

spladunke

Another term to refer to when one has had sex. Often used to describe intercourse with somebody who is a virgin.

Friend: Yo, did you hit that shit last night?
You: Yeah, I spladunked her. It was tight!

by Someone who has done this same thing May 3, 2006

spladge

A vagina post ejacualtion.

I have to go to the loo, I've got a real spladge on.

by R.a.p. April 16, 2006

Splay

The act of collapsing as awkwardly and spread out as possible creating an unrivaled feeling of elation and euphoria and happiness - an act generally accomplished in the nude.

She spent all afternoon splayed out over the shell of a tortoise.

by Trambone November 6, 2008

slayd

A unique name of the smartest bread of males, usually have cool hair and are really cool, tend to fracture shoulders often, and often a bad butt

Slayd slides into dem DM's

by Not cool nor good looooking December 7, 2016

Slaydar

radar of chicks that you are currently slaying or are trying to slay.

Drew: So still banging the Asian Persuasion?

Eric: No, I hung out with her a couple weeks ago, but she has been off my slaydar for a little while.

by Rico Suave and Brody Epic April 16, 2007