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Matt Splat

When you cum on a girl's stomach and she pushes the cum down in her vagina and uses it as lube much to your surprise, disgust, and slight sexual curiosity.
Amy is such a freak she tried to give herself a Matt Splat much to my amazement and secret arousal.
by matt311311 May 6, 2009
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Splattegory

When a large amount of diarrhea explodes out of the anus and into the toilet, causing the entire interior of the bowl to look like it's been airbrushed the color of the expelled feces.
Paul quietly went into the restroom late at night so that nobody would hear the Splattegory he was going to make, but to his dismay, Ivet was awake and heard him. She banged on the bathroom door and told him there was no way she was going to clean up after the Squat Patty he dropped!
by Aeryck June 14, 2006
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Splat Cave

a room in one's home primarily dedicated to viewing pornographic material; can also be defined at the container or area where one's pornographic materials are stored
My wife was cleaning out the closet this weekend and found my splat cave. I'm not getting laid for a week!
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Splatoon 2

splatoon two is gud game. it is throwing colorful shots of ink at others.
by iddunno July 19, 2020
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slatt

slatt, or slime love all the time, is a word that has become incredibly popular amongst mid-teen aged girls. Please keep in mind that it represents an Atlanta-based group YSL(Young Stoner Records), which is a record label and gang ran by Young Thug.
Nobody:
Tiktok Girls:๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘Ž slatt!!
YSL Members: ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ
by mxlxolm October 29, 2019
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splat tim

He does it! A meme created that was once a stock inkling (from splatoon) for the splatfest, who was misshapen and named Tim.
Honey! What's a splat Tim?! *insert 9/11 flashbacks in son's mind*
by KFTaco May 12, 2016
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Splat Job

According to Stewie Griffin, it is when a person is sound asleep, and someone secretly ejaculates onto their face.
He gave her a Splat Job!
by Jonothan Evans October 21, 2018
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