Splarch

A particularly gloopy or gelatinous sample of jizzum.

Can be used as a verb (to splarch) to indicate that someone has ejaculated.

"My mate just blew his load in the sink, fucking splarch everywhere."

"Ahwhhhh I just wanna splarch all over that pasta sauce"

by ThatGoodD December 28, 2015

spatchie

A woman, usually a wife, that is always flipping out on her husband for no good reason.

Dude, your wife is a real Spatchie.

by Cheevless July 12, 2017

Splatshitpiss

When you piss a chunk of jizz, then poop a massive, sticky, smelly piece of poo. (Sometime this poo catches on to your booty hair.) It sticks to the toilet and your mom will scream in terror of this monstrous being.

Mom: Hey son, why is there a muddy rock in our toilet? And why is it so smel- OH MY GOD!

Son: mom it is a splatshitpiss

by Prirndurbebd April 7, 2022

slatchel

Slatchel is the ultimate phrase.It has an endless amount of meanings.Often used by the citizens of Batavia, Il.

"Lets go slatchel some slatchel fuel."
"Eww I got slatchel all over my hand."
"Look how slatcheled that guys is!"

by Grandpa December 7, 2003

Slatchum

Part of the body above the genitals but below the waist.

She licked my Slatchum.
Her slatchum is sexy.
I wish I had a slatchum like that!
She has a fat slatchum.

by Chad Cook January 3, 2008

Cum Splotch

A splotch of cum or cum-like substance.

Guy 1: Dude, what is that on your shirt?
Guy 2: My friend rubbed a glob of my deoderant on me.
Guy 1: You've got a cum splotch!

by Ambrosiatic February 24, 2009

Slatch

Slag Hatch.
Also known as a vagina of a slut.

Often used as an insult. i.e to someone who sleeps around or is acting like a complete cock.

Courtney is a right slatch

by Jodasaurus November 4, 2010