Splashatory Rape

When going to the bathroom on an automatic flush toilet, it will randomly flush and spray your undercarriage.

The flush was consented by the toilet, not you.

I was dropping the kids of at the pool and was splashatory raped by the auto flush...

My box is all wet from that damn auto flusher! I was splashatory raped!

by Company Man aka Hero December 28, 2011

spladle

A complicated and usually painful amateur wrestling move that involves splitting your opponents legs, while pinning his back to the mat, using your arms and legs.

Ryan just got spladled. Poor guy was humiliated.

by Braydawg May 25, 2014

Samoan Splash

Diving headfirst into a pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.

Someone is gonna end up in a hospital, but whatever. (Samoan Splashes into the pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.

by Cookees February 10, 2020

drop splash

when you take a shit, it dunks into the toilet and splashes the tiolet water up your stuffs.(vagina, balls, butthole, etc)

Jenny: Dude, I tried to shit slowly so i wont drop splash, but it was so heavy I did it anyways!
Billy: I hate drop splashes!!!

by Bubbbaly November 8, 2011

Splat Albert

Tyree Sampson, the 14 year old 6 foot 5 and 380 pound kid who fell to his death while riding the Orlando FreeFall tower.

Splat Albert fell to his death while riding the Orlando FreeFall tower.

by R33001 May 8, 2022

splashin' in your avenue

ejaculating in the vagina of someone's woman

Friend 1: Hey man I just saw Steve heading up to your girlfriend's place.

Friend 2: O don't worry about it. It's cool, they're just good friends and have a class together.

Friend 1: Yeah right. I'd put money on it that he's splashin' in your avenue

by TastesLikeLemons57 September 13, 2011

Splatoon

An original game from Nintendo, which by itself is so rare that it is believed to be a fragment of the latest Blood Moon.

"Take a good look at this Splatoon game, because you won't see another game like it for a good many years!"

by EqualsPeach January 3, 2016