sphinter

A term used to describe a male who is a badass at almost anything they do.

"Man that guy Greg sure is a sphinter, he sure knows how to reel in the ladies."

"Kid Rock is an American Sphinter!"

by Mayskilla23 June 6, 2018

Spoinker-doodle

Spoinker-doodle is a word created when the word "kaboodle" was loosing popularity. One guy claimed he made the word "kaboodle" up but no one would believe him, this lead him into the making of the word SPOINKER-DOODLE. It generally means the same as "kaboodle" in the sense of pointless spam and keep a conversation going anywhere, not only in forums, general conversations of sorts. A very good conversation starter.

People easily forget the "dash" in between SPOINKER and DOODLE, there has to be a line or the word means nothing and will immediately be ignored.

CORNEILLIUS: Soooo, regul8tor, u said yer mom died... how tragic...
REGuL8Tor: Yeah, i still cry to this day... It was a car accident...
CORNEILLIUS: oh...
REGuL8Tor: I'm bored...
CORNEILLIUS: Spoinker-doodle!!!

by Unperdictible May 2, 2006

spinkerheeb

a person who is every minority, part mexican(spic), part asian(chinc), part black(nigger), and part jew(heeb).

Thank god im not a spinkerheeb or i might have to kill myself.

by t-rock3776 October 6, 2006

sphinkter cannon

butt hole/ poop chute

I just let a massive explosion out of my sphinkter cannon

by oklj November 4, 2009

Sphinkter Sailor

It's pretty self explanatory. A gay man who enjoys anal sex. Same as Butt Bandit or Turd Burgler.

Rock Hudson was a real Sphinkter Sailor.

by B. Griffith November 11, 2004

Spoinkers

A being that is strange in their own way yet has a presence to make people smile, they are normally very emotional people which can love unconditionally and believe there is such a think as love but its not perfect and have good common sense.
Spoinkers should always have someone to trust and will always stand by someone who needs their help, they will make loads of mistakes and bad choices before making some good ones, they don't really like to share either especially with food and can get annoyed really easily.
Some people even make little theme songs for the spoinkers kind, they are one wild prick, but there the ones you wouldn't change. If you think your a spoinkers you would have Blue eyes, that's the key to knowing.

Spoinkers na na naa BONKERS ;)

by whoshallibe53 December 9, 2012

michael sphinkter group

the michael schenker group, a no talent assclown that likes to charge people to come to his queebo concert to listen to him tell the crowd to FUCK OKLAHOMA, so he gets made fun of by the Texas Hippie Colliation and PLOW on stage, oh did i mention he was a douche also.

a fucking cockbite.

"Did you see the michael schenker group last night?!"

"Oh yeah i did, the michael sphinkter group, put on a baddass queebo showing, he loves to suck dead rabbits asses!!!"

by Jimijam486 June 19, 2009