Sphinctard

A sphinctard is the all too common combination of Asshole and Retard. A typical sphinctard will fuck things up, lose or misplace his things, make a lot of mistakes and then actively, even agressively, blame others for all of it. A sphinctard will NEVER accept blame for anything, no matter how obvious it is to others that the sphinctards problems are of his own making. Sphinctards always have a feeling of entitlement, usually the product of rich parents that totally spoiled them when they were growing up. Sphinctards are ALWAYS cheap. Sphinctards usually have few friends, but sometimes have suprisingly good looking looking girlfriends. The girlfriends ALWAYS have a very low self-esteem because they are the only people that will put up with a sphinctard for very long. Sphinctard's girlfiends usually split the tab or pick up the whole thing.

1. That Sphinctard borrowed, then crashed his sisters car, then blamed her for not having better quality tires on it.

2. The Sphinctard forgot where he left his toolbelt, then blamed the first guy he saw for stealing it.

3. The Sphinctard told his girlfirend that she had to pay the restaurant check because his steak was a bit overcooked and he shouldn't have to pay for a meal he didn't enjoy.

by Construction Guy August 8, 2009

Sphero

Sphero is the world's most awesome robot ball that you control from your smartphone or tablet. You can even use Sphero as a controller for on-screen and multi-player games to fly spaceships and play tag. Bacon and kitteh lovers and ballers of all shapes and sizes absolutely adore Sphero. Can also be used as a verb such as "Every day I'm Spheroing".

"Sphero is much more than a one-trick gadget."

by BallsofFire September 26, 2012

sphinctriloquist

Person talking out of his arse/ass.

Oh Mister Ambassador, you are such a sphinctriloquist!

by Galfodo August 30, 2008

sphincter of fire

The burning sensation you get in your anus the day after eating way too much spicy food.

I jammed an ice cube up my ass trying to extinguish my sphincter of fire.

by Casewhacka July 16, 2004

sphinctascope

A specialty scope with a long, bendable handle especially designed for the self-examination of one’s rectal aperture.

Lemme tell ya’ all about the incredible feature of the fabulous sphinctascope which sends all images straight to your IPhone; these are seriously the best selfies ever!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2019

spheard

a hairstyle which consists of a band of hair across the head connecting to a beard, creating a vertical circle of hair around a man's head

that guy's spheard must have taken months to grow

by Dusty Bill April 2, 2007

Spheniscidae

(Noun) Sven-iss-id-ay
The penguin family.

Adjective: Spheniscidine Sven-iss-id-een

Twitcher1: I say old chap, that's a strange looking bird, do you think it belongs to the Spheniscidae?

Twitcher2: No my good man, that is a great auk. An uncommonly fine specimen it is too. Very spheniscidine I do agree.

by Charles K Darwin April 6, 2008