Bitch if you are looking up sperm on the urban dictionary you damn well know what it is already to use it in a damn sentence you fucking dumbass
by Glassextiel June 15, 2019
Mostly known as CUM or if you’re from a country called “TikTok”, then you might have heard “CVM”
It’s Pornstars’ favorite drink other than piss!
Sperm is produced by touching your penis a lot until you feel it about to erupt like a volcano
Sperm was first discovered in 2007 when Kim Kardashian stroked Ray J’s penis until she saw white fluid come out of it, now known as sperm
It’s Pornstars’ favorite drink other than piss!
Sperm is produced by touching your penis a lot until you feel it about to erupt like a volcano
Sperm was first discovered in 2007 when Kim Kardashian stroked Ray J’s penis until she saw white fluid come out of it, now known as sperm
Example 1: Omg daddy please let me stroke your 1 inch dick I’m thirsty for SPERM!
Example 2: I wanna blow bubbles with SPERM
Example 2: I wanna blow bubbles with SPERM
by Cupcakke'sPubicHair November 08, 2022
n. pluralization of sperm that acknowledges the proper respect and appreciation for the unique individuality and courageous fortitude of each little swimmer
As the sperms of Marcus catapulted from his sausage pistol like roundhouse kicks from Chuck Norris, he cried: "Swim! Swim bravely and courageously, my million different unique and individual sperms! While there is no I in TEAM, only one of you may claim the prize!"
by Nearly Normal January 21, 2009
Sperm are little squiggly cells that fly out of your helmet during any form of sex or masturbation due to rapid muscle contractions. Sperm can fertilise the womans egg making a fetus that is born as a "baby". Sperm are good, do not keep them too hot or they'll die.
Man - Dude i masturbated last night.
Dude - Wow man, did sperm come out?
Man - Yes, they were white.
Dude - Wow man, did sperm come out?
Man - Yes, they were white.
by Carl Grew January 21, 2007
by Sperminator July 18, 2006
The stuff I find in my jammies in the morning that tastes like mushrooms. Note: Traditionally the noun "sperm" is one of many English nouns that does not take the pluralizing 's', serving as both the singular and plural form (not unlike "goose," "moose," and "penis"). Recently however, several prominent sperm doctors, policy analysts, and kindergartners have begun experimenting with the more commonsensical--though admittedly jarring--"sperms" (See William Safire's "Whoppers Junior and Sperms Whale" for a more thorough discussion). One lexicographer has noted, as a recent variant of the ubiquitous "Kilroy was here" graffito, the emergence of "Kilroy's sperms was here." Debate has sprung up in certain circles whether the singular verb here is a deliberate, if cheeky, attempt by urban wordsmiths to keep the state of the language in play as an ironic gesture of postmodern insouciance regarding the moribund strictures of prescriptive grammar, and as a Nietzschean celebration of linguistic, and therefore metaphysical, uncertainty, or whether it's simply a mistake.
"Mommy, I found more sperms in my jammies this morning. They taste like mushrooms." "Capt. Thomas, hoping to avoid impregnating his wife, sexited his member from her love-tunnel and loosed his sperms on his nearby pirate hat."
by Dr. M.P. Brody, PhD January 22, 2009
An orgasm or white gooey liquid that comes out the males penis when given head or dicksucked. This can also be known as cum.
"When I walked into Zoey's room I saw SPERM on the floor" Chelsea said. "I know, I fucked her last night so thats my cum". Darren said. "Well can you do me horny boy"? Zoey hornly asked with her finger grinned by her teeth"I surely can" Darren said as the pull of their clothes.
by Nastywords September 21, 2016