Speedo Sailing

When a male and/or males receive oral sex from an anonymous person's father, then proceed to buy plane tickets to Finland.

"Dude I'm tired of school, need to get off, and would like to travel, lets go speedo sailing

by Overdose of Tums January 12, 2011

Coconut Speedo

Just two coconuts...

-Be sure to bring your coconut bras to the party!

-Oh, I'm bringin' my coconut speedo... Yah, just let your mind wander with that for a while.

by CreeperStash June 23, 2008

speedo pedo

someone who likes to watch boys in their speedos!

Rhea: OOooh look, speedos!
Josh: Speedo pedo!

by Trampikey and Goldie! September 5, 2005

speeze

When a girl sneezes and squirts a bit of pee by accident. This affliction gets more common with age and/or after childbirth.

Maria: "Ah, ah, choo! Oh crap!"
John: "What's the matter?"
Maria: "I just speezed. Now I have to change my panties."

by KuriousOranj November 16, 2006

Speedo

A really tightass dude's bikini-like swim suit that alot of swimmer dudes wear.

That dude in swimfan wore a tightass speedo.

by Master B March 10, 2003

Speedophiliac

An individual with a penchant toward excessive driving speeds.

My Aussie friend Adam always drives like a bat out of hell, no matter what the posted speed may be. It scares the crap out of his wife Penelope to be in the same car with such a speedophiliac!

by Gapingredgroovie January 6, 2009

Speeto

Australian Slang for someone who's proudly addicted to amphetamines.

Josh: "Bro, look how much speed I scored"

Mike: "You're such a speeto!"

by mikiey March 7, 2023