SpeedTyper

Someone, usually in a mainly texted base role-playing game, who types extremely fast, usually very short sentences, so that the other player can't process what is happening, giving them an unfair advantage in any role-play situation

Player: -he'd turn to look-
SpeedTyper: -I'd aim-
SpeedTyper: -I'd fire in his neck-
SpeedTyper: -I'd dive-
Player: ((dude you cant just do that man
SpeedTyper: (shut up kid stop complaining Im calling a mod for false void

by AgreeableApe September 30, 2019

Speedwagon

The best waifu in the entire universe. His cute and sexy ways make him the most irresistible waifu on earth. He is also very rich.

“Speedwagon is an exceptionally hot waifu.”

by kiroca909 July 22, 2019

spEEn

To spin.

Vinny: *sees an iron golem spinning on a fence* "spEEn"

by KawaiiDanii December 1, 2019

Need For Speed Payback

a 2017 need for speed game that is worse than any racing games especially racing games from “90’s” except it is better than big rigs: over the road racing with improper performance upgrade system and full of lootboxes with ricer parts(air suspension, neons, horns, tyre smoke colour and nitro colour ), free banks(in-game currency), part tokens that is used to represent scrapped parts

DevilDo99 gaming: “I’d rather not play that damn game anymore! (smashes the PS4 nfs payback copy with a bat with spikes)” (Quote from “Need For Speed Payback Review(Warning! Incoming Rant!)”)

At the comment section, the typical toxic nfs fanboys be like:
StopNaggingMe: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NFS PAYBACK IS THE BEST GAME EVER, YOU RATHER TAKE OVER YOUR DAMN LIFE ANYMORE!
KiraKiraKiddo: STOP FUCKING SMASHING THE GAME, YOU WILL BE POOR INSTANTLY IF YOU DO THAT TO ALL OF YOUR GAME. ALSO, THAT IS THE BEST GAME EVER!
ChrisChanFanboy : you smashed the game, that’s waste of fucking money. and it is the best game ever but it is worse than flopza 7, the worst Forza ever

by NhatHoangVu October 20, 2018

Hippy Speedball

A combination of caffeine and cannabis, often coffee and a joint. Though it has been referred to in the contexts of: drinking coffee and vaporizing, drinking yerba mate and smoking or eating a coffee based edible.

Hippy speedballs are the breakfast of champions!

by Hippy Speedball May 25, 2014

speed goggles

When one's ability to rationally determine someone's attractiveness is altered by his or her prowess at running (how fast they are). The speed goggles phenomena results in a direct correlation between fast track times (speed) and sexual attractiveness, and has been linked with many skinny, pasty young boys getting laid.

The term is derived from "beer goggles", where the attractiveness altering agent is athletic ability, not alcohol.

Guy #1: Dude... why is Jane so obsessed with that guy who won OFSAA? He has chicken legs and wears flappy short shorts. Not even good-looking!

Guy #2: Must be speed goggles...

Guy #1: My God! I'd better start working on that 4 min mile...

by speedgoggles April 19, 2010

Cedar Point Speed

A fast walk. The act of walking quickly from coaster in coaster in cedar point to beat those who are simply walking. Cedar point speed is the fastest speed you can get around the park since running is prohibited.

Girl: "Why are you running?"
Guy: "I'm not running, I'm on cedar point speed. I want to beat those kids to the top thrill dragster"

by binksy2KX March 9, 2010