Spatuling

Using a spatula for any task, including, but not limited to conventional, practical uses.

"Yeah bud, come over. I'm just spatuling the dirt in my garden."

by Dirtbag Dan & Diamond August 2, 2021

spatulanking

Spatulanking - spanking with a spatula

Modern girls seem to prefer silicone spatulas for their spatulankings for the sound and feel on their naughty butts versus older metal, wood, and plastic designs.

by Grandpa Matt August 17, 2022

Scatuating

Defecating in your own hands and using it as lubricant to masturbate. This is typically done after consuming high-fiber foods.

I was scatuating in my bathtub last night!

by Jesse-Lackin October 24, 2025