[spatial] [dyslexia]

a condition often attributed to but not always caused by lack of sleep, in which the sufferer misplaces objects by substituting one item with another unconsciously, due to a short attention span and/or attempting too many tasks at once, resulting in confusion, consternation and at times deprivation until the item is found.

Throwing the full packet of cigarettes into the trash instead of the empty lighter you were intending to discard is a good example of spatial dyslexia.

by residenthedonist June 27, 2009

spatial moron

Someone that does not notice the space he/she takes in a crowded area.

"That guy walks around with his 4-feet long umbrella, waving it like a sword. He's a real spatial moron."

"Look at the spatial moron, who just stopped right at the bottom of a mechanical stairway to unfold the handle from his attache-case. Everyone behing him is piling up!"

by cbfaucher October 13, 2011

spatgasm

When two or more people indulge in an arguement or discussion.

Me and my friend were having a spatgasm yesterday.

by whatislovebabydoll February 11, 2012

spatistics

1. n. the spamming or disease of spamming of statistics, or the seemingly excessive knowledge of random facts/conversation tidbits

2. v. a criminal sex act of sneaking a piece of raw spam in a woman's belly button (if overweight), ear, or vagina while she is sleeping

3. n. an internet transmitted disease, usually caused by watching too many shitty documentaries

DudeBro 1: Dude, Jim's got a bad case of the spatistics.

DudeBro 2: Bro, I know right, Shelly was pissed.

DudeBro 1: Dude, wtf, Bro?

by psuedolicious December 18, 2013

Spatines

The nickname of a beautiful, awesomely good crazy person.

Me: Hey lets go over and visit Spatines.
Friend: who is Spstines.
Me: its a nickname for Tia.
Friend: oh ok lets go!

by vickytoriia January 29, 2014

Spatialrend

Anal sex done in space, where you tear your partner's asshole, thus creating a rend, in space.

Jim: Did you hear about those astronauts that got back from the moon?
Jerry: Yeah, I heard one gave the other a spatialrend.
Jim: His asshole must be totally ruined for life

by Zorro tho April 19, 2017

Spatial Design

The design of spaceships and other intergalactic modes of transport

Hey Joe, did you know there is an occupation where you can design spaceships? It's called spatial design.

by J O E L March 8, 2020