A genre of dance music popular in Finland and with a passionate minority of psychedelic trance heads. The music is characterised by off-beat kick drums and percussion, low fidelity instruments and quirky melodies. This sound was made famous by Texas Faggot of Finland. The name is derived from the way people dance to the music: pertaining to, of the nature of, or characterized by spasm.
The name was first coined by Raptor on The Australiens forum in 2006
The name was first coined by Raptor on The Australiens forum in 2006
by Raptorrr August 24, 2006
Get the Spastic Beat mug.1). A neurological disability which ignorant people believe means the same thing as mentally retarded.
While it's true that people with severe cases of CP can have mental retardation, many people with milder cases of CP have average to above average intelligence. Additionally, because many people with mild hemiplegic (one sided) CP have visual/spatial processing and math and/or language learning disabilities, IQ tests are often very inaccurate measures of a child with Hemiplegic CP's intelligence as they typically measure bilateral thinking patterns. People with spastic CP often have one very strong and dominant hemisphere in the undamaged side of the brain, and one weaker brain hemisphere. This results in one side or limb (s) of the body being weaker and lacking in the ability to accomplish fine motor skills. If the right side of the brain is affected, then the left side of the body will be affected, and if the left side of the brain is affected, the right side of the body will be weaker.
Despite having this disability, people with mild Spastic Hemiplegic Cerebral Palsy often live normal, relatively independent lives. They can learn to drive (a bit slower than the average kid), get a good career, and be happy and successful people.
While it's true that people with severe cases of CP can have mental retardation, many people with milder cases of CP have average to above average intelligence. Additionally, because many people with mild hemiplegic (one sided) CP have visual/spatial processing and math and/or language learning disabilities, IQ tests are often very inaccurate measures of a child with Hemiplegic CP's intelligence as they typically measure bilateral thinking patterns. People with spastic CP often have one very strong and dominant hemisphere in the undamaged side of the brain, and one weaker brain hemisphere. This results in one side or limb (s) of the body being weaker and lacking in the ability to accomplish fine motor skills. If the right side of the brain is affected, then the left side of the body will be affected, and if the left side of the brain is affected, the right side of the body will be weaker.
Despite having this disability, people with mild Spastic Hemiplegic Cerebral Palsy often live normal, relatively independent lives. They can learn to drive (a bit slower than the average kid), get a good career, and be happy and successful people.
I used to be angry with God, and cry out to him why I was born with mild Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy; why I couldn't be like every other girl my age. Now, I realize that being "normal" often makes people more ignorant and thoughtless. They often take the little things in life for granted and may make fun of those who are different from the norm. Really though, it's those who aren't born perfect that have the most creativity, passion, and determination.
by AliceKettle November 9, 2014
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Get the spastic cunt mug.1. Relating to, of the same nature as, or characterized by involuntary muscular contractions, esp. the long-continued contractions known as tonic spasms.
2. A person afflicted by such spasms; a person suffering from cerebral palsy.
2. A person afflicted by such spasms; a person suffering from cerebral palsy.
"Christine is very spastic."
by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004
Get the spastic mug.When you type and can't seem to type correctly. Transposing letters in a word because one finger wants to keystroke before it should. When typing, adding a space in the middle of a word or where it does not belong. Constantly having to click backspace to correct the problem.
by Trent Kuver May 7, 2008
Get the Spastic finger syndrome mug.An insult to a fat person with body weight that rivals that of an blue whale (fat retard). They refuse to do any physical activities what so ever and usually end up lying on the floor like a spazticated orangutan - hence the insult.
by The Koaladude September 11, 2005
Get the Spazticated orangutan mug.Or Spastic Centip-eagle: When a male transexual who is receiving anal and giving head and two hand jobs has sex with another person who is also giving head and two hand jobs and so on and so forth in a linked series. If you can picture in their head and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name Spastic Eagle. Link two or more people in a chain performing Spastic Eagles and they will thusly form a Spastic Centipeagle.
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