Spasticunt

A deeply unpleasant and completely useless excuse for a human being.

'Dave broke his arm whilst trying to steal an old ladies hand bag, he's a proper spasticunt. '

by Lazerbrain August 15, 2017

Spatial Profiling

Airlines continually struggle with the idea of charging overweight passengers extra for their fare - it seems logical but then it is very difficult to implement.

"Spatial Profiling" is when airlines or for that matter any other industry, company, entity, individual discriminates someone on the basis of their weight.

The obese passenger was a victim of "spatial profiling" when she had to buy an extra ticket because of her weight.

by IPod Pilgrim January 21, 2010

Sparting

Farting on your signifigant other in bed while spooning.

Babe, you're never eating chilli for dinner again. I was spooning you when you fell asleep and you just kept sparting on me.

by mamadids October 16, 2013

spasian

half spanish half asian. it doesnt matter what kind.

I was stoned and realized my girlfriend was a spasian.

by its the fish!!!! hahah March 26, 2010

Swasti

Shy until you get to know her then she is CRAZZZYYY! Everyone loves her because she is sweet, smart and is always there to help with any problems you have. She is kind and everyone wants to have sex with her cause she is perfect. She can be very open minded and also very dirty minded. But watch out if you get on her bad side she'll make your life a living hell. She is a total bad ass she doesn't care about what other people think about her and she can be very disrespectful. She may seem cute but also has a fucked up sense of humour however Swasti is the true definition of love. She will make you fall in love more and more every time you talk to her and the minute you meet her, she will take your heart. She makes you the happiest guy in the world, and you can't stop loving her. If you ever lose a Swasti, you will regret it for the rest of your life. Swasti is someone to cherish while you have her. She will always love to joke around with you, and be near you. You can never stop loving a Swasti. I love my Swasti, and will never quit.

Swastis husband is the luckiest man alive

by Slenderwoman November 23, 2021

spasibo

Thank you in Russian.

Russian: Spasibo, sinok.
English: Thanks, bro.

by illan.weiner October 9, 2016

Spasticated

Drunk beyond belief, so much so that you resemble a 'spastic'

I was spasticated on Friday after a cheeky Nandos and 12 shots of booka

by London-ledge March 25, 2016