This is Sparta

The greatest cry ever shouted in the history of the universe, only to be shouted directly before delivering a kick to the sternum over a large, seemingly endless pit that has no logical reason for being there but looks really, really, awesome.

This is blasphemy! THIS IS MADNESS!!! Madness huh? THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!

by Luc F June 23, 2007

sparting

Farting, except with sparkles. You can see this in the two movies, "Angry Birds" and "Trolls."

"Say again how sparting on me creates camouflage !?"

by dw8177 April 13, 2017

smartypie

Someone who is both smart, and a cutiepie.

Lisa Simpson is a smartypie, but Meg Griffin sucks.

by TheCrashYears May 16, 2011

Spartan King

Someone who desires to appear or come off as dominant but in fact are really submissive.

Trinidadian “badman” typically have Spartan King in their instagram bios.

by Daniel of Le Bubaritos March 13, 2022

Aww spartan

When someone says something dumb

“Te bañas”
“Aww spartan”

by Jdm.vtec March 21, 2019

for the glory of sparta

The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you. Very much like because you touch yourself at night, only more versatile and elegant.

Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?

Dad: For the glory of Sparta.

by dick_cheney_kicks_ass2 February 24, 2010

Spartan Dick

The act of a man ferociously pelvic thrusting into another's mouth while violently bellowing the war cry "FOR SPARTA" This is usually followed up by using one's genitals much like a war spear to blow through the back of the receiver's neck and spinal cord rendering them paralyzed from there down.

Tyler was disabled after Ben Spartan Dicked him.

by The BP Oil Spill October 2, 2013