sparksattack

Consuming so much Sparks and/or Sparks Plus that you have to take a moment alone to calm yourself down. May include fumbled, excessive speech as well as an extremely fast heart rate. Usually accompanied by an orange mouth and orange teeth.

So I was trying to get at that blond girl, when I had to go to the bathroom to settle down. She thought I was blowing lines, but it was just another sparksattack. My thirteenth of the year.

by Lee Fasterson October 18, 2007

spamatee

<n.> one who generates titles for spam emails by adding random pop culture references together in an attempt to entice the recipient into opening the email

-from the South Park episode where manatees made Family Guy jokes by picking pop culture reference balls

-coined by Mike Parker of collegeuniv.com and writer/animator of College University

"Title: Nazi Toddlers Ruined My Birthday, this email must have been made by spamatees."

by Paswa August 19, 2008

SparkNotes

A life saving website that explains all the books you are forced to read in class chapter by chapter giving you the ability to skate through the book tests without ever reading a page of it.

My god SparkNotes saved my grade!

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018

Sparkulate

To speculate after lighting up a joint.

I have a lot on my mind, so I'm going to sit back, light up, sparkulate the meaning of life, the universe, everything.

by Kibblet November 14, 2010

Sparkster

A good game for the Genesis;my new internet identity.

I like pie a lot.

It taste like bacon.

by Stcb April 16, 2005

Sparkage

The feeling one experiences before a kiss is imminent.

This feeling of Sparkage comes upon especially with a first kiss and the awkward advances that follow it.

by Ma-Rak February 21, 2009

sparknotesd

Much like googling, sparknotesd is the act of using sparknotes, the popular book analyzing website.

I couldnt finish reading Catcher in the Rye, so I sparknotesd it.

by Hylian Hero February 3, 2005