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sparkletart

Commonly a teenager, usually male, who dresses the part of a snowboarder but has no skills. Everything in their kit matches and is expensive; often adorned with unnecessary trend items like bandanas. A snowboarder who accessorizes like a teenage girl. Their gear resembles a costume - in a lineup they could be the seventh village person.
It's the weekend - the terrain park is stacked with sparkletarts from Patheticut and Dirty Jerz. Let's blow it off and hit the trees.
by boltonoutlaw January 8, 2009
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sparklemofo

A crazy fun girl. The life of the party. Hair color changes often. Sometimes compared to the character of "Clementine" in Charlie Kaufman's film "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind". Loves to glitter and sparkle. Likes to makeout with hot boyz. Loves guys with beards.
They call her sparklemofo, a crazy name for a crazy girl.
by sparklemofo June 29, 2012
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Shackletoned

Meaning: Getting blind drunk or wrecked in Antarctica. Named for Ernest Shackleton. an Irish explorer who notably shipwrecked in Antarctica.
The Unlimited Premium Drinking Package on Sara’s Antarctic cruise ensured she got Shackletoned.
by SpaceCoastJeff February 28, 2023
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Shackletoned

Getting blind drunk in Antarctica. Named for Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton, a notable British Explorer who shipwrecked in Antarctica.
Having the Unlimited Premium Beverage package on her cruise allowed Sara to get Shackletoned.
by SpaceCoastJeff February 28, 2023
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mountain sparkleing

while in the woods or camping, u take a wooden walking stick and set in on fire, then u make up your own ritual dance and swing your stick along. usually a sport proformed while on psychadelic drugs.
we were up all night around the camp fire partying and mountain sparkleing, good times.
by g'd up foo June 15, 2009
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SparkleBot

SparkleBot Is A Great Bot Coded By Gerb
by Gerblacta November 20, 2019
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Sparklecunt

Adjective / noun

1. An oxymoron of a person. Someone who is both fabulous and awful at the same time.

2. A description of a thing that is both pleasing and frustrating.
1. Get tae fuck ye sparklecunt!

2. What kind of sparklecunt operation is this?
by dizzyeyedbex August 31, 2016
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