spanky for my hangdown

Vagina for my penis.

I gonna get some spanky for my hangdown.

by Blind Willie Mootz December 12, 2010

spanky wanka

A spanky wanka is a British person whom always spanks his wanker. (Jerks off constantly)

Jon: hey you wanna go hang out with Pedro?
Mike: Not that Spanky Wanka

by bigmike510 December 20, 2014

Spanky Banks

A Horny Teacher/Employee that jacks off in school/work

Guy1: Did you hear about Mr. Woodward?
Guy2: No, what did he do?
Guy1: He did a Spanky Banks in the Boy's Restroom!
Guy2: That's fucking gross...

by Galaxii March 14, 2016

Sir Spanky

Reference to a chronic male masturbator.

This is my friend Bill. But you can call him Sir Spanky.

Hey here comes my boss, Sir Spanky.

I spent the whole weekend watch porn and beating off. Just call me Sir Spanky. Although Sore Spanky really applies. My dick is about to fall off.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

spankyourdogs

Someone who masturbates their dog.

"Why isn't tom coming out?"

"He's spankinghisdogs"

by Batty January 29, 2005

spankyou

It means thank you, but the cool way to say it.

Spankyou very muchly. - Thankyou very much.

by cazrew February 22, 2010

Spanny

A cross bewteen the words Spanner and Spazzy- both meaning mental head-cases. The word is used in a jokey way between friends when someone does or says something stupid.

Jules: "are the clouds in front of the moon?"
Tom: "are you being serious?! you're such a spanny!! hahaha"

by YorkeyP June 6, 2007