Monkey spanker

A person who masterbates way too much.

Scott is the biggiest monkey spanker I no.

by Jon Simon December 15, 2002

spanker

One who spanks, as in, administering corporal punishment to the backside of a subordinate and/or sexual partner, either for discipline or pleasure.

Spanker/Spankee is one of the more common forms of S&M roleplay.

by Deucebeast January 28, 2006

ankle spanker

An extremely long penis that often collides with the ankles. Often too long for sexual pleasure. Mainly used as a large fleshy whip for those who like it rough.

Ow! You're not stepping on my toes. That's my ankle spanker!

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

Thomas Sangster

Thomas Sangster is the guy who drank too much from the fountain of youth. He’s 28 yet looks about 15..... EXCUSE ME PUBERTY!!!! YOU MISSED ONE!!!

Girl 1: have you seen the maze runner?
Girl 2: yes newts so sexy!!!
Girl 1: he’s played by Thomas Sangster!

by Mr Huggles’ girlfriend March 25, 2019

Thomas Sangster sexual

You're really obsessed with thomas brodie-sangster gurlll

You're Thomas sangster sexual

Boy: can i have your number?
You: no sorry,i'm thomas sangster sexual!

by Maze runer February 25, 2021

the seannster

1.to unzip your pants and hang out your junk while jumping up and down in front of an all male staff 2.to have poor ass wiping skills so that you have major shit stains 3.to have farts that sound similar to a wet spray dump. 4.to pick your nose to the verge of blood loss and wipe it on the bottom of your "booger chair"

Raining Men came on and I just had to to the seannster

by donmega101 August 15, 2006

steve shankster

A name used to call a guy when your scared that he is going to shank you because you made fun of his tight red pants.

"Oh there goes that kid with the red pants.."
"Haha.. yeah.."
"He's gonna shank us for making fun of his pants..>_>"
"Oh god.. Steve Shankster."

by dragon. February 8, 2008