spamster

1. Member of the Meat Processers' Union.

2. Member of the Internet Advertisers' Union.

3. Hamsters raised by MacDonald's to become "chicken" nuggets.

PETER: Damn these chicken nuggets are good!

BOBBY: (mumbling) Poor spamsters.

PETER: What did you say?

BOBBY: Oh, nothing.

by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006

Seamus

The most beautiful man alive. Smart, kind, and honest. A true gentleman. He easily makes friends and is good to his woman and family.

Seamus is such a great person

by MLE13 February 5, 2010

Seamus

A dog, most likely outside, an old hound and probably crying too

I was in the kitchen, Seamus (that's the dog) was outside.

by Stratosphericc July 30, 2019

Seamus

The best guy you will ever meet. Honest, Caring, Understanding. Hella heart eyes for this dude and I hope he stays in my life forever. I love him with my whole heart

Person 1 - hey would you ever go out with seamus?

Person 2- fuck yea

by Fudgebubblemonkey765 March 11, 2019

Dark Samus

Dark Samus is the evil counterpart of Samus Aran from the Gamecube game Metroid Prime 2 Echoes. After defeating the Metroid Prime in the first Metroid Prime game, the Metroid Prime absorbs your phazon suit and then explodes; from the remnants of the it's body, the Metroid Prime is reborn in the form of Dark Samus. Samus first meets Dark Samus on a planet called Aether. Aether is a planet in the Dasha region that has been hit by a meteor that devastates the planet and dimensionally splits it into two, Light Aether and Dark Aether. I believe Dark Samus was able to reach Aether by traveling on or in the meteor that hit Aether, just as the Metroid Prime did in the first game. Dark Samus has a bitter hatred for Samus the second she lays eyes on her, and they become mortal enemies throughout the game. Dark Samus craves Phazon energy so she can regenerate to her full power again and will destroy anything that stands in her way. Dark Samus uses Phazon based weaponry and can split and reassemble her body short of complete atomic disruption, making it nearly impossible to kill her.

I just got my ass whipped by Dark Samus again

by CloudScorpion December 18, 2005

Seamus

The hottest guy you will ever meet! He's smart and funny! They tend to be great at sports!

"Hey, did you see Seamus and the game yesterday?"

"Yes! He looked so hot!"

by fortnitelife May 4, 2018

Seamus

American slang for a private detective or an Irish cop. Commonly misspelled as "Shamus." Taken from Seamus, a popular first name among Irishmen. The slang meaning of the name is believed to have originated in the early 20th century.

"I'm a brother Seamus!"

by OsirusR July 15, 2009