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Spain

Great country located in the south west of Europe, under a fascist dictatorship supported by President Nixon and Eisenhower during and for a while after WW2, one of the best countries of the world, with a terrible economy right now, but second largest tourist destination ever. Spain is the place where you want to go is you're still a virgin or have never gotten drunk, you'll do those quick. IT IS NOT MEXICO, we dont eat tacos or burritos. Our Tortillas are completely different (and better). We have the best football (soccer for the yanks) teams both internationally and locally, the home of the worlds best tennis player, and the winning team of the 2006 olympics for basketball.

If you really want oto eat and go to a country were food is awesome, the chicks are hot and the weather is perfect, go to Spain.
Spain is not portugal, I'm not saying we're better (we are tho) and, frankly, if you hate it, go f*ck yourself.

dude1: hey where are you from?

dude2: Spain

dude1: oh yeah that country in mexico which portugal ruled for ages?

dude2: Ah, Fuck *punches to death*

dude3: well done man, that faggot deserved it.
by TheDanny385 February 20, 2011
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sPAIN

when you're so annoyed, that you live in spain with a capital PAIN
"im so annoyed."
"i live in sPAIN"
mugGet the sPAINmug.

Spain

You usualy remember Spain when you talk about Portugal. It's the country that is attached to Portugal, but it wasn't meant to be it's just there by error.
- I went to Portugal, It was so great!!
- WOW! I wish! but did you visit Spain
- What?
- Spain, The big thing next to Portugal i think..
- Oh.. I heard about it. No I didn't it was just not meant to be.
by matheww March 22, 2005
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Spain

Spain, 3rd world country next to 1st world country Portugal. Spain is usually cofused with other countries.
- Do you know Spain?
- Erm.. Tacos?
- No, Tacos are from Mexico.
- Oh, so I don't..
- Haa forget it!
by gOx March 23, 2005
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Spain

Spain is the best place in the world.
The music is fantastic, the people are wonderful, the food is delicious, the beaches are beautiful, etc. and NO Spain is not in South America, it is in a beautiful continent called Europe, are we the ass of Europe? Yes, do we care? no.
Spain is a wonderful place that is worth visiting, the Spanish ppl have survived the Franco era very well and we have managed to return to normality very quickly.
Good things:
Beer is cheap and good
People are very easygoing
The beaches are incredible
The historic centers are beautiful
The food is delicious
Bad things:
THERE IS NOTHING BAD IN SPAIN
guy 1: spain is terrible
guy 2 (he's spanish): shoots himself
by The best bitch in this planet September 26, 2020
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Spain

The BEST country un the world. The BEST food un the world. Bull fighting is an amazing art which is performed there. The economy is recovering from the economical crisis caused by the PSOE, the Spanish socialist party, not because of the Spanish dictator because the only thing he did was raise the economy. The oficial language is "Castellano" instead of "Español". It is in Europe and they dont eat tacos. The partys are mad and the alcohol is VERY cheap
+ Here un Spain we speak castellano no Español
- Nice, do u like tacos?
+ We r not México

- i swear u r
+ Plz kill me
by ʕಠ_ಠʔ May 2, 2020
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SPAIN

The mix of Speed and Cocaine for recreational or pseudo-medical purposes.
A: I only have a bit of speed...
B: I only have a bit of cocaine...
Narrator: And so, as they looked each other in the eye, low and behold, SPAIN
by IJD February 13, 2018
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