1 definition by Mekagoentusmuertos

1. The country with the most national parties and holiday days at year.
2. They have official competitions of siesta.

3. The best food in Europe and probably in the world and very cheap.
4. Beautiful ladies.
5. The cheaper weed of the first world.
6. The cheaper alcohol too.
7. It’s too hot, but there are a lot of incredible beaches.
8. The second country with higher average life (84 years)
9. The country that consumes more cocaine in Europe.
10. Flamenco rules
11. Gypsies everywhere, they can be your best friends or your worst enemies, choose carefully.
12. U can buy alcohol and cigarretes legally at 18, but the liquor stores do not give a fuck and the sell to everybody.
13. Ibiza
14. We are sorry for reggaeton and bullfighting.
15. Every province has a different accent or language, very funny.
16. Please if u go to Spain, DONT visit Murcia.
“I went to Spain this summer and it was amazing bro
by Mekagoentusmuertos September 25, 2018
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