Spaghetti

Although usually referring to an Italian meal made of noodles with sauce, spaghetti can be used as a form of slang to mean an embarrassing act, general awkwardness or faux pas. If one commits such an act, it is called "dropping" spaghetti.

Guy 1: "Yo dude, check out Tad creepin' on that girl."
Guy 2: "That's all kinds of spaghetti."

by DocSpagh October 1, 2012

spaghettisexual

Straight, until things get hot and steamy.

Ryan Reynolds seems like he's probably spaghettisexual.

by MattWill03 June 11, 2017

spaghetti pockets

The unexpected humiliation of having cooked spaghetti fall from your pockets while trying to impress attractive members of the opposite sex.

spaghetti pockets story:
>Cute girl in line in behind me
>"Hey, how are you doing?“
>oh fuck conversation
>”Oh, I’m good, and you?“
>”That’s good, are you busy this Saturday?“
>”I, don’t think so"
>She points to ear
>Wearing a bluetooth headset
>It all makes sense
>Drop my items and put my hands in pockets
>There’s a hole in my pockets
>Spaghetti trickles down my leg from my shorts
>Shorts are no longer comfy and easy to wear

by myshkin August 2, 2012

uh-oh spaghetti-o's

An exclamation made after the realization one has fucked up beyond repair.

Dude, I just shot your mom! Uh-oh Spaghetti-oh's

by Liam Waterbottom November 17, 2003

Spaghetti Chain

Several overlapping strands of semen after a forceful ejaculation; frequently the aftermath of a cumshot.

Alex: Damn mate, you manage to pick up new hoes every night! You must be rizzing something fierce.
Matt: Bitches just want a rainbird like me who'll leave some nice spaghetti chains on their faces.

by SoIWillBleedForever March 28, 2023

she spaghetti

Hot and ready;

a girl who is ready to fuck;

Hoe

She was all on me, she spaghetti bruh.

by properlujah May 16, 2015

Purple Spaghetti Story

A Purple Spaghetti Story is an unnecessarily long, convoluted joke which feels more like a story and ends with a unrelated, usually familiar punch line. Sometimes also called a Shaggy Dog Story - although purple spaghetti stories involve … spaghetti vs dogs.

Over dinner, Richard told his nephews, Aaron and Zack his famous " Purple Spaghetti Story about his son, Jeremy getting sent to the principal’s office for passing notes in class. In this version of the story, Jeremy was expelled from school even though all the note said was “Purple Spaghetti”. By the time Richard was finished with the thirty-minute meandering diatribe, the boys had fallen asleep and missed the punch line about “looking both ways before you cross the street”.

by NZev November 1, 2021