Spade

One of the nicknames given to the job of mortarman in the U.S. military, in reference to the fact that mortarmen are not necessarily on the direct front lines. It is under the belief that a mortar team sits in the "rear" waiting for a fire mission to send rounds down range, while playing the card game "spades", a game that can be very long, and easy to pick up if interrupted.
PFC Schmuckatelli may be a dumb machine gunner, but at least he ain't a lazy spade
by skafiend167 August 04, 2009
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1. (verb) to make smalltalk with someone with the single intention of softening them up for a later seduction attempt. To put in some "ground work".

2. (noun) the metaphorical implement with which one carries out a spading operation
1. Man, check out Dave. He is totally spading those three co-eds.

2. "Hey Dave! Can I get you a spade?"
by snookums July 20, 2005
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to be drunk and high at the same time. Pretty much means wasted to a whole new level to the point were you dont know what ur doing

damn nigga i was so fuckin spaded last night it was fuckin awesome!
by shoot_to_kill_records February 23, 2009
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The personification of the Speed Limit 55 Sign; a character originating from the Signhumans

Spade is a confident and goofy man who is friends with Rod and Railo
Spade is an avid fan of Quandale Dingle
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by waf March 02, 2004
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Female reproductive organ. Synonymous with the word(s): pussy, vagina, cooter.
Can I get a little Ace of “Spades” action tonight, baby?
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the coolest fucking person you’ll ever meet. this is a person who somehow manages to put you in a good mood, no matter the situation. you’ll definitely have to tell them to stop being an idiot 20 times a day. they’re a handful and super super energetic. a really good kisser too. a total dork. bonus points if you find one with dyed hair. also probably very gay.
rae: bro, guess who my hoco date is?

friend: i dunno man
rae: SPADES!

friend: no way bro; they’re like super awesome that’s so cool
by raevenrabbits September 20, 2022
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