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Sloppy Toppy

When one loves to give head so sloppy that the spit runs down their ass crack. Swallowing is recommended for protein after the hard work.
Yo, can I get some sloppy toppy?

Sloppy Toppy

A volleyball term where the server does a nasty top spin serve.
Liam: Shit that was one hell of a serve.

Ian: damn, that’s the best sloppy toppy I’ve ever seen.
Sloppy Toppy by Ohm1224 April 7, 2019

Sloppy toppy

They wanna have your a wet hot juicy cock
Yuh bruh I want that sloppy toppy
Sloppy toppy by Iz6834yk December 10, 2020

Sloppy Toppy Goose Neck 

Someone typically of African descent dragging his long schlong down the back of your mom's throat, sometimes expanding it to the point of her being unrecognizable. You, as a son/daughter, are obviously watching this play out live in person, sometimes you join in, sometimes not.
Real white guy: Dude yesterday my mom gave that SLOPPY TOPPY GOOSE NECK to Tyrone. I had to join in because I am not a racist white nationalist who hates gays.

Gay Sloppy Toppy Story 

When 2 bulky men with hairy chests snuggle in bed then end up kissing each others bussys.
"Yo did you hear that Zack and Joey had the Gay Sloppy Toppy Story last week?"
Gay Sloppy Toppy Story by ratwrap August 17, 2023

sloppy toppy 5000

A sloppy toppy 5000 is the act of pulling off a play in Fortnite when you are at a significant disadvantage, for example a 1 v 4 or a 1v1 when you are on 30 health and the other guy just took a chug jug. If done successfully, a sloppy toppy 5000 must be followed by a forntie dance of some sort such as take the L or jubilation.
*you get revived*
*your whole team dies*
*it's a 1v4 and you're on 30 hp with a grey tac with 3 shells*
"Hold up lads, ya boi is about to pull off the sloppy toppy 500"
*pulls of sloppy toppy 5000"
proceeds to dance on the noobs