The Sonicare toothbrush dating method is a dating method developed by Nicki S. This approach to dating involves having a list of specific dating criteria and sticking to the list no matter how superficial, specific, ridiculous, or unobtainable the criteria may seem. The goals of this method include ensuring that you never settle for anything that you do not want in a life partner and guaranteeing that you chose someone who fits you, matches what you bring to the table, and embodies what you most desire in life. Examples of criteria that have been established with this method include owning a Sonicare toothbrush, having a Costco membership, lifting weights regularly, and being familiar with focaccia.
"Wow, Nicki has such a catch of a husband and a beautiful life partnership! How do I settle down with someone like that?" "Well, it may take years of using the Sonicare toothbrush dating method, but with persistence and dedication, it works!"
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Quite possibly the worst game ever made. Some say the developers and producers on the Sonic Team at this time where heavily into cocaine and possibly other drugs and had no idea how bad this game actually was. Others say that this was actually just the test game for Sonic '07 that was rushed out way to early. No one knows for sure, but they do know that it's awful, just awful, and should never be seen by human eyes.
"Hey, did you play that copy of Sonic '06 that I lent to you?"
"I don't think we can be friends anymore..."
"I don't think we can be friends anymore..."
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Get the Sonic '06 mug.When someone is devoted to Sonic R; a game released for the Sega Saturn in 1997. Sonicrology is the study and belief that Sonic R is one of the greatest games of all time and is used among Sonic R enthusiasts.
Sega Fan: Dude, you need to convert to SonicRology, HotelMariologyis not for you!
Nintendo Fan: Sir, Sonic R is a trash game; unlike Hotel Mario. I will never convert and become a SonicRologist.
Nintendo Fan: Sir, Sonic R is a trash game; unlike Hotel Mario. I will never convert and become a SonicRologist.
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Get the Sonic Fan Fiction mug.When some one is obsessed with the Sonic The Hedgehog franchise, and it consumes their mind. Stuck playing Sonic games every day.
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Get the Sonic Brain Rot mug.‘Shadow’, a predominantly black and red hedgehog from the Sonic franchise. A term retarded n00bs who only know of Sonic and Tails use.
n00b: ‘Oh my god that Black Sonic is the coolest.’
Cultured person: ‘That’s Shadow, you faker. Don’t show your pathetic face around me ever again.’
Cultured person: ‘That’s Shadow, you faker. Don’t show your pathetic face around me ever again.’
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